Evolutionists are so bizarre.
So says the person who is unable to wrap their mind anything more complicated than "god did it".
They think we are screwy for believing in creation
I do. I can't understand why some people are so uncurious about the world around that that they would rather remain willfully ignorant and just accept without question an explanation that amounts to little more than childish make believe.
when creation simply says, 'God did it'.
That's not an explanation, that's an assertion. It says nothing of how it was done. Did your "god" just magic everything into existence or did he carefully construct everything? You don't know because you stopped at "god did it".
Not really all that hard to comprehend
Of course it isn't, because it doesn't tell you anything. "God did it" tells you god did it and nothing more. It imparts no knowledge, no understanding, it's just another way for people like yourself to remain willfully ignorant of the things you cannot, or do not want to understand.
But to bend, twist, and contort the way evolutionists do to try to make things fit
Just because something is not understood by you doesn't mean it's been "bent, twisted, or contorted". Many of the things that are predicted by evoluntionary theory have been both observed and confirmed without having to bend twist or contort a single thing.
You want to talk about twisting facts then let's talk about twisted little fanfic you call creationism. If you wish for creationism to be "biblically consistent" then you have to twist you tale right out of the gate with the two conflicting accounts of creation, and then you have the matter of dinosaurs and their lack of mention in both the bible and in the earliest writings of mankind. After that theres the 10,000 excuses you have to come up with to explain how a physically impossible event such as a global flood could happen and yet leave no trace whatsoever. Then there the matter of people in biblical times living to extremely old age even though the oldest human remains suggest that people of that time in fact lived rather short lives. I could go on, but I believe I've more than made my point.
then claim it as some sort of science, is just absurd
Do you even know what science is? How it's defined? How it's done? Of course you don't and you've demonstrated that much. You stopped at "god did it", everything past that is just you lashing out at an idea that you don't understand beyond the fact that it disagrees with your assertion of "god did it". You can't claim that well established and accepted science is absurd if you don't even know the first thing about it. In fact evolutionary theory does not even reject your assertion of "god did it" It just explains how the current diversity of life came to be as we see it today. That's the reason that a supermajority of christian accept evolutionary theory as the means by which "god did it" rather than just making up fanfic so they don't have to do all that complicated thinking stuff.
