We already know that most UFOs are piloted by demons. Satan, their ruler, is the Father of Lies and the prince of the power of the air..HE FLIES..
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Is this the Kampus Krusade in Kiddie Kollege? Are you over the age of eleven? Didn't your mommie and daddie tell you not to tell lies like that? This is the most asinine thing I've seen come out of the mouth of a college student, so please forgive me for laughing at someone who believes in flying satan, or demons, or UFOs. Please tell me that the rest of your friends are not so simple-minded!
"prince of the power of the air"??? So, are airplanes, indoor heating in winter, and pneumatic dentists' drills all Satanic then?
@ Kanna Please tell me that the rest of your friends are not so simple-minded!
If they aren't, they aren't his friends.
We already know that most UFOs are piloted by demons.
Statistically speaking, this may be true. Let's check the math from a layman's pov.
Number of alien UFOs = 0
That seems about right.
"We already know that most UFOs are piloted by demons. Satan, their ruler, is the Father of Lies and the prince of the power of the air..HE FLIES.."
You need air to fly, strictly speaking. Whatever UFOs are doing, it isn't flying.
"prince of the power of the air" sounds like another god to me. Probably just one more example of your religion being a mish-mash of Canaanite leftovers.
He is the prince of the power of the air? So are birds satan? How about butterflies? Kites? Helicopter seeds from maple trees? Fly balls in baseball? Does this apply to pre-season games too? I assume someone jumping off a cliff doesn't count because that's falling. But what if he was wearing a wingsuit? Obviously the Goodyear Blimp is demonic, which is often mistaken for a UFO. But so is swamp gas, so is that satan too? If it is, then we would have to count clouds as evil. Do you have an email address? I have 77.3 thousand additional follow up questions...
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