They had it right in the old days – women were married off at 13/14, in fact in Roman times it was customary for men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens (the lucky bastards) in order to ensure children and that the wives could look after their husbands in old age. Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous.
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Half your age plus seven, or it's creepy.
Age of consent plus, or it's illegal.
Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous.
Your desire to fuck children makes me nauseous, so I suppose we're even.
"it was customary for men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens (the lucky bastards )"
And that in itself is extremely tellimg about you Sparky, you nonce.
"Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous."
You're one of those paedos on 4chan's /a/ who go all autist over anyone criticising your beloved 'Cute not Pedo' waifu s, who go ballistic about 'Grannies', '3DPD', and any female without your precious 'DFC', aren't you?
'A modern mid 30’s woman [...] and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous'? MILFs:
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Your argument is invalid .
" Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman"
All that modern society expects is that if should you choose to marry then the person you marry, opposite or same sex, has reached the age of consent. I hardly think that is unreasonable.
Actually, modern society expects you to treat women with at least a modicum of respect, & many of you fail at that.
I love how he thinks that his prostate is ageless, forever perfect & not shrivelled or enlarged, in addition to his balls being so floppy that they drag along the floor, along with his knuckles.
Forget what I said before. I read his post again & now modern society just expects you to die.
I wish elephantiasis of the nuts upon you, sir.
Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman with her shrivelled ovaries instead of a dewy, juicy teen and the thought of it makes me almost nauseous.
That's because you are seriously disturbed. Or, if I'm charitable, feel free to fantasise about teenagers when you're jerking off. But don't dare touch them or "modern society" will, quite rightly, send you to jail.
"Half your age plus seven" might be slightly oversimplifying but it makes for a fairly reasonable starting point. That means, for me, someone in their mid-Twenties. And y'know what? Most of the famous people I find attractive are roughly that age.
What a coincidence, I'm nauseous, too. But it's not because of the 30 year olds. It's you.
Modern society expects a man like me to marry a modern mid 30’s woman
When she's physically, financially, and mentally stable enough to have kids? Oh the horror. Plus, you're missing out on fun of the "dirty 30s".
with her shrivelled ovaries
You fail biology forever.
men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens
What could a 45 year old possibly have in common with a teenager? "Hey there, wanna listen to disco on my record player?" isn't exactly a great pickup line for teenagers. But we all know what this really is. It's not about love or shared interests, it's about power. You want someone who doesn't know any better to boss around and force favors from. You essentially want a sex slave.
It was customary for children to be betrothed young, at least among influential families where who they married mattered for financial and political reasons. (Commoners had more leeway with the whole thing because there wasn't as much to argue over.) They wouldn't actually consummate the marriage until quite a bit later when the woman could expect to survive childbirth. The kids were the important thing in the eyes of all concerned.
The custom of marriage has seen a lot of variation over the centuries and it's important to know why people made the decisions they did before you trot them out to defend yourself. Otherwise you might look, well, like a total idiot.
@the reptilian jew
Not only porn, he may also have this image because te "teens" un movies and tv are actually in their middle twenties. As a school teacher and former only one with full breasts and period un my class, I can tell you that 13 years olds, whether boys of giros, are definitively NOT attractive. And not usually sexual of sexually experienced, for that matter
My father made quite a lot of genealogy for our family, in France. On my mom's side, he found an ancestor born in 1400(and co-lord or Rodez, way cool). Most of my ancestors on that side did marry between 24 & 32.
He had less luck on its own side, but weddings seemed also not to be too early either in the 19th century where he had elements.
I also was taught at school that in pre-revolution France, average wedding age was 26 amongst the poor. For avoiding having too much children. Only kings & great nobles were married at 15, as they had to ensure heirs. An horrible example is Claude de France , married at 16, died at 24 after giving 7 children to her husband & king. Who didn't even attempt its funerals.
The kind of bastard Chateau Heartiste dreams to be.
Was yesterday official "make the world a terrifying place for children" day? "Depress the shit out of Passerby" day? After reading about this abomination in the paper at work and spending the entire day in a daze I come home and set my sites on FSTDT hoping for something to make me angry enough to numb the howling void of utter despair growing in my guts and what do I get? I get THIS BULLSHIT to ease my transition into a sobbing wreck.
No amount of adorable kittens, pastries, or Vodka has been able to take the edge off. I have no idea how I'm even sober enough to type coherently right now. I'm about ready to join the God-botherers in praying for the end of the world.
I'm afraid I don't have any nifty pics handy, but cheer up Passerby! The fact that all of this hateful bullshit-whether it comes from idiot christians, muslims, jews, woman-haters or batshit insane radfems, is being brought to light & they are being called out on it. That alone gives me a glimmer of hope.
Hug?
@Passerby
Remember; Weirdos like the OP are a minority. The good people outnumber the bad people. It's easy to read about bad folks being bad and get depressed. But remember, news stories report stuff because it's "noteworthy" or "against the norm". "Mr. Johnson drives his Ford Focus to work at Olive Garden" isn't news. "Mr. Johnson takes his AK47 to a local Publix and kills 15" is news.
Always keep things in perspective. The media tends to make the world sound worse than it is.
AND FINALLY....
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@Shadowbell
"@anon
I recognize Hild, but who's the other beauty?"
She's Dvergr.
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The lilac-haired Marilyn Monroe of anime indeed. :9
Also how I would perceive SpukiKitty, if she were in an anime (as an expert in the arcane, but her speciality being Healing). <3 b^_^d
If you take a 13 or 14 year-old wife, you'll probably have to look after yourself, and your children, in old age, as she probably died in childbirth.
Modern society expects a man like you to be able to relate to people your own age, instead of just children, yes.
Ovaries don't shrivel up until after 50 or so; mine are apparently still "working", and I'm 45.
The thought of hebephiles like you make me almost nauseated. You are indeed nauseous.
"in fact in Roman times it was customary for men in their mid 40’s to take wives in their mid teens (the lucky bastards) in order to ensure children and that the wives could look after their husbands in old age."
Like hell they did. Often, older women who had already had children were preferred if ensuring offspring was the primary concern. Failing that, adoption was a generally practiced and endorsed procedure.
Confused?
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