BarkleUSA #fundie freeconservatives.com

Having spent several tours of duty on liberal forums (in the spirit of JFK’s mission to enlighten the underdeveloped, uneducated and stupid peoples of our planet) I have come away with valuable insight into how liberals actually “think” (here I use the term THINK liberally).

One point of contention was the term “elitist”. To a liberal the term elitist refers to one typically with an Ivy League education who by virtue of their command of a particular subject matter is especially qualified to set policy decisions that affect a “desirable outcome” to a “social challenge” for the “greater good” of the unwashed NASCAR masses.

I offered up my own definition of the term, which by the way, got me banned from three liberal forums all on the same day:

Elitist – A pretentious, quixotic, arrogant, overbearing, overreaching, self-appointed, self-righteous, self-important pin-head liberal sycophant partisan hack that believes they have been chosen judge, jury, enforcer and executioner to decide for the rest of us how to live, love, marry, think, learn, pray, worship, vote, speak, eat, smoke, drive, spend, conserve, work, play, hunt, procreate and die.

This of course did not go over very well with the libs who hold elitist in high esteem as the arbiters of social conscious and as crucial advisors on social policy.

I just wonder if my definition is incomplete??

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