Today's Laugh 1-26-19
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TRANSCRIPTION
Bottom of screen reads "European Union". Hanging sign reads "Grand Mosque".
Bearded Muslim man (labelled "Governor") is flanked by a blonde smiling woman on his right and a nondescript man on his left, both with bubbles swimming around their heads presumably to suggest stupidity.
Bearded man: "Who knew this contest would be this easy? We shall rule you dogs with a fist of iron."
MICK WILLIAMS
Episode: "Antichrist at the Door."
LADY CHECKMATE:
Closer and closer. They have no idea.
MICK WILLIAMS:
You said it, LC. I'm surprised to wake up every day at this point. Who'd ever think our own government (dims) would put communist Russia to shame?
LADY CHECKMATE:
I have never been ashamed to be an American, even now I can't say I am, but I am ashamed of the ignorant, anti-American, communist alt-left trolls that are haunting America, freedom, our president and our great nation. They need to repent and seek Jesus Christ.
I continue to pray for our country, its leadership-including our president and his family and us.
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You have to hand it to Lady Checkmate. From the day she was told "there's no such thing as alt-left" she has been determined to work it into a sentence at every single opportunity since. And that was....9 months ago? At LEAST that.
The phrase never made sense, it still doesn't, but damn it, she's going to STICK it to the person who dared point out how full of shit she is.
Trump is alt-left? Who'da thunk...
You were this supportive of PRESIDENT Obama, Lady Gingham? Of course you were, dearie, or you would have been ANTI-AMERICAN!!!
Are you supportive of being unfaithful to your first wife with your then-future second wife, and being unfaithful to your second wife with your then-future third wife, and being faithful to your third wife with a sex-worker, while your third wife was pregnant with your fifth child?
Not that age really matters when you're in love (but I doubt there is that much love in it); the Orange clown is one year older than my father is, and his third wife is one year younger than I am. As it's so close to my situation, I can't help but being creeped out about it.
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@Swede
being faithful to your third wife with a sex-worker
I think you forgot an "un" there...
Also, let's not forget that he bragged about grabbing women by their pussy. And probably many more things I do not want to know because the mere idea of that disgusting thing (DT) ever engaging in sexual activity is nauseating.
It really is easy, I have to give Mick that. I mean look how easy Russia took us and people like Mick and checkmated lady carried almost a thank you sir may we please you more? As Russia basically adhered to their prejudices. If a Muslim wanted to he could hide his being Muslim but cater to their bigotries. They'd fall over themselves to let him in.
But really Mick should learn about Europe and EU before trying something like this again. No wonder it's in their echo chamber. Anyone else would tear it apart and laugh at it for reasons Mick didn't intend
The lady to the right?
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The guy to the left?
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Or one of these guys?
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She's Marine Le Pen, leader of the near-fascist party in France, the one who made people vote for the fairly-right-wing Macron (he was simply the lesser of two evils).
The guys are all members (the sitting guy in the second photo is the leader) of the Sweden Democrats, a near-Nazi party in Sweden, which is neither democratic, nor particularly Swedish.
The SD bleats about "Swedish Values", but those are usually openness, inclusiveness, socialist and empathy (though we haven't always lived by our values). The SD hates all of those things. What they want is blond, blue-eyed people dancing round a maypole.
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HEY! Waaaaait a minute. Those women seem to be wearing hijabs! And yes, before the turn of last century, only "sex-workers" went out in public without some kind of head-gear. (Even up until the WWII, it was rare to see an adult woman in public without a hat, a kerchief or a shawl of some sort. Yup, the veil is not as ancient as we tend to think it is.)
Fundamentalist Muslims and fundamentalist right-wing people have more in common than they'd like to acknowledge...
@ Pharaoh Bastethotep
@Swede :
being faithful to your third wife with a sex-worker
I think you forgot an "un" there...
Yes, of course, sorry about that. There was so much adultery there that I lost an "un".
He also bragged about barging into the changing rooms of his beauty pageants, I think.
Governor? No. President? Donald Tusk.
But I guess it's easy to confuse the politically retarded .
You voted one with the same first name into the White House after all, Dick Willy.
...and the oh so not Hijab-wearing Rashida Tlaib: guess who just lost a staring contest with her, as well as messrs Pelosi & Schumer; who knew the conquest would be this easy? They rule your bitch with a political strapon.
Checkmate, Lady.
"LADY CHECKMATE:
I have never been ashamed to be an American, even now I can't say I am, but I am ashamed of the ignorant, anti-American, communist alt-left trolls that are haunting America, freedom, our president and our great nation."
If you're so ashamed, stop stop being one. And you spelled alt-right wrong.
Once again, the alt-right forgetting that the Founding Fathers they claim to be following were Freemasons, deists, atheists and all in all, pretty opposed to christianity.
Also, did not Paul, one of their main inspirations recommend that a woman not lecture any man? I smell hypocrisy around the lady...
I'll again bring up the Shafia "honour killings" in Ottawa.
The people who committed it were arrested and are currently rotting in jail where they belong. The police didn't sit around wringing their hands saying, "We can't do anything, it would infringe on their religion!" They arrested the fuckers!
They tried to get a new trial because they claimed that knowing it was an "honour killing" tainted the jury but it was laughed out of court.
Canadians from all ends of the political spectrum, including Muslims, condemned the killings.
The mother is going to be deported when she finishes her sentence and banned from ever returning to Canada. I'm a pretty liberal/left-leaning guy and all I have to say to that is, "Bye you evil bitch! Please let the door hit you on the ass on your way out!"
I'm surprised to wake up every day at this point
I, too, am often surprised when you wake up everyday. From the fractal idiocy showcased in your Kindergarten-level scribblings - seriously, do you colour this scheisse with crayons? - I had deduced that you lack the basic brain power required to open your eyes and emerge from even the most cursory of slumbers.
As for Madame Echo Chamber, no shock there that she has the teams in play switched around, with the Democrats somehow being the ignorant, freedom-hating ones and the Cheeto Benito and his MAGA maggots somehow becoming the bastions of intelligence, integrity and liberty. Is Bizarro Checkmate a fucking genius, because the one we've got is very much not.
@Bimaac
They tried to get a new trial because they claimed that knowing it was an "honour killing" tainted the jury but it was laughed out of court.
Knowing the nature of a crime disqualifies you from judging it? Even insane trolls would consider that illogical!
Knowing the nature of a crime disqualifies you from judging it? Even insane trolls would consider that illogical!
I think they were desperate because they knew that the conviction against them was a slam dunk.
That and the crime was met with nearly universal revulsion. Again, even Muslims condemned the crime.
@Stick Willy
Today's Laugh 1-26-19
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Are they supposed to be drunk? Because I'm pretty sure that bubbles around someone's head is the sign of drunkenness.
Also, dims and alt-left? That calls for double "that's not a things."
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@ Swede
Marie LePenn and the SD are not near-fascists, they are wholesome fascists, no, better description would be to call them fucking nazis. Just because they do not like to call themselves as such (due to bad brand name) doesn0't make them any less so. If they talk like fascists/nazis, if they act like fascists/nais and if they believe like fascists/nais, they are fascists/nazis.
You are correct in what are the tue values of Sweden. So nowt's time your country act on it and kick those fucking SD nazis in the balls and send them flying out of your fine, great country which i have grown to love like my own.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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