The Lord God Jesus Christ told us that the dinosaurs were truly here on earth during the old times of the past but they (dinosaurs) were not living together with men as cats and dogs did. The Lord God isolated them (dinosaurs) from the human beings by putting them in island not inhabited by men and that they, too, were not able to get in touch with men because of the deep blue sea that seperated them. Dinosaurs were created by God lately than that of the animals in the first creation, hence none of them were to be found in Noah's Ark. Dinosaurs came into extinction when stars and fire came down to the island where they inhabited some 500 years before the Lord God manifested in the flesh and came to be known to men as the Lord Jesus Christ.
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Someone has seen Jurassic Park one too many times. Also, when did stars and fire rain from the sky???
So where was this "island" and why are there dinosaur bones on every continent - including Antarctica?
No, you're confused. The sentient dinsoaurs lived on this isolated island/land mass which no longer exists today (possibly becase it fell into the ocean). So, that's why the U.S.S. Voyager found sentient dinosaurs out in the universe (they built spaceships to escape the fire from the sky) and yet in 500 years of archeology nobody found proof of such a society living on Earth (apparently they can explore space, but not find skeletial remains under the sea). Meanwhile, the actual dinosaurs that we know of today were spread out throughout the entire world. Although now that I think of it the Devil might've known you would make this argument and so he moved these fossils throughout the world to fool us...
Okay, so this person was half asleep one night while surfing the TV channels. First seeing "Jurassic Park", then over to a Godzilla movie, then saw the opening scenes of "Armageddon", finally switching over to the "700 Club", and in their stupor, thought they had just watched a documentary...
Sorry, but no matter how hard I read the New Testament I don´t find the words you´re putting in his mouth. And anyway, if this island exist, where are they and why?
"The Lord God isolated them (dinosaurs) from the human beings by putting them in island not inhabited by men and that they, too, were not able to get in touch with men because of the deep blue sea that seperated them."
Oh, man, I want some of what Sorpia is smoking!
So, if this god of yours created dinosaurs, and this god of yours put them on an island off by themselves, how would Adam have been able to name them in the garden of whatsit?
So, God created dinosaurs as cute pets all for himself but when he grew bored with them he euthanized them (there being no SPCA some 500 years before the Lord God manifested in the flesh and came to be known to men as the Lord Jesus Christ).
Yeh, I read all that in Fred 13:5
Sorry fundie no mater how you try and how hard you wish
I get it! Dinosaurs inhabited Sodoma and Gomorra! Yes, that's probably it. You know what would make this theory better? Robots, a ninja version of John the Baptist, and space dinosaurs!!!!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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