1- You J-boy hung around with twelve men; two of whom were sailors. One of said twelve kissed him. Hardly associated with women, if ever. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry one. Told others to 'Love your fellow man'. Wore a dress.
2- The authoriser of your particular Bible 'version' had relationships with his male courtiers. He's not referred to as 'Queen James I' for nothing, you know.
3- ?????
4- Freud was right all along.
But you keep living in that rusted old U-Boat named 'HMS Hypocrisy' in that river in Egypt, Davey-boy, along with Jerky.
That QJV of yours, Jerkoid: Gay king, thus Gay Bible, therefore Gay Lord, don't forget...!
...and don't forget: your 'Lord' doesn't say word one of condemnation of homosexuality in the New Testament. Now we know why.
...oh, and as for the Old Testament, how can you reconcile your cherrypicking one titbit of Leviticus to justify your bigotry & homophobia, when the fact that there isn't so much as word one of condemnation in that part of the Bible, re. the tender love story of David & Jonathan?
Oh, I'm afraid that your 'Lord' is a companion of riotous men and reprobates. Your 'Christian Bible' says so, we accept so, Jerkiepoos. >:D