David J. Stewart #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

Beer is 100% LIQUID DEVIL! In Revelation 21:8, the word "sorcerers" is translated from the Greek "pharmakeus," which means "a drug, i.e. a spell-giving potion; a druggist (pharmacist) or poisoner." Interestingly, the modern word "pharmacy" comes from the SAME Greek root word as does the word "sorcerer." Thus, there has always been a direct connection between demonic possession and substance abuse. People throughout history who have entered the occult have abused alcohol and drugs to increase their levels of occultic consciousness. The taking of alcohol or drugs is absolutely essential to the practice of witchcraft and Satanism.

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old comment by Wurdulac

Oh for fuck's sake you cannot play "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" with motherfucking WORDS YOU PIG-IGNORANT, VAPID, UTTERLY CONTEMPTUOUS, PISS-POOR EXCUSE FOR A PERSON!

Simply because two words have the same root word does not mean anything. ANYTHING! YOU HEAR ME YOU SCUM-EATING SKID MARK!?

Just as an aside, I personally do not like beer. I do not appreciate its effects on my fellow man. I do not accept that to be considered a well-rounded adult you must have, at some point in your life, consumed alcohol.

That said, you, David J. Stewart, are a blight, a stain upon the human race. There are no demons, there is no demonic possession, your god does not exist except in your tiny, tiny, infinitesimally tiny brain, and your hell-inspired masturbation fantasies are completely beneath any compassionate human being's capacity to hold; for your worthless hide, however, they seem quite apt.

You make me sick. Physically ill. How you have managed to stay alive in your bleak, sado-masochistic self-loathing, I can not imagine. It is not possible for me to pity you any more than I do, but your constant assault upon the human race forces me to temper my pity with raw, seething hatred for you and anyone who views the world with such contempt. I rarely have reason to say this about a person, but the world would be better off if you had never been born.

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

Kinks Alcohol Lyrics

Here is a story about a sinner,
He used to be a winner
Who enjoyed a life of prominence and position,
But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements,
And his selfish wife’s fanatical ambition,
It turned him to the booze,
And he got mixed up with a floozie
And she led him to a life of indecision.
The floozie made him spend his dole
She left him lying on skid row
A drunken lag in some salvation army mission.
It’s such a shame.

Oh demon alcohol,
Sad memories I can't recall,
Who thought I would say,
Damn it all and blow it all,
Oh demon alcohol,
Memories I can't recall.

Who thought I would fall a slave to demon alcohol.
Barley wine, pink gin,
He’ll drink anything,
Port, pernod or tequila,
Rum, scotch, vodka on the rocks,
As long as all his troubles disappeared.
But he messed up his life
and he beat up his wife,
And the floozie’s gone and found another sucker
She’s gonna turn him on to drink
She’s gonna lead him to the brink
And when his money’s gone,
She’ll leave him in the gutter,
It’s such a shame.

Oh demon alcohol,
Sad memories I can't recall,
Who thought I would fall,
A slave to demon alcohol.

old comment by Gore

@#1155547

Oh, the real stuff has fresh dead rats thrown into the vats. It's a very interesting story, I should have my buddy, Cameron, a *dedicated* fan of Guinness relate it. But anyway, supposedly there was a period of transition at the Guinness brewery. Before that, everyone was happy if not proud of their Guinness. But then they noticed the taste changed over time. People started getting angry and demanding to know what they did to the recipe, and to bring back that same old Guinness, but Guinness said that all they did was clean out the vats (in fact they said they had to) because there were dead rats in the vats... But because they loved their old Guinness, they shrugged it off and instead, demanded that Guinness toss in some rats for their domestic brew.

Again though, Cameron tells it better.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Beer is 100% LIQUID DEVIL!"

In Biblical times, and even before then, Beer was literally a lifesaver. Fresh, filtered, clean water was almost nonexistent, which necessitated the invention of the fermentation process. And via such, with the addition of alcohol, there was drinkable liquid.

During the building of the pyramids, temples etc by agricultural workers during the flooding of the Nile (a kind of 'national service' if you will), they were paid in shelter, food - and beer. Indeed, beer was so important in ancient times, it was used as a currency in Sumeria (as Tea was in ancient China; blocks of tea were used as payment by traders etc).

"The taking of alcohol or drugs is absolutely essential to the practice of witchcraft and Satanism."

1 Timothy 5:23 (KJV): 'Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake and thine often infirmities.'

...you were saying Dave, you kiddy-diddling nonce?

@Prager

"Well, if all you are drinking is Coors and Budweiser, I totally understand the "liquid devil" comment."

Q: Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe?

A: It's fucking close to water!

PS- Ever hear of 'Tactical Nuclear Penguin'?:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/6669532/Brewery-launches-Tactical-Nuclear-Penguin-worlds-strongest-beer.html

At 32%, it's the strongest beer in existence. Therefore 'Beer is Liquid Penguin!'

old comment by Anon-e-moose

The Top Ten Reasons why Beer is Better than Jesus:

10- No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8- Beer has never caused a major war.
7- They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6- When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3- There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2- You can prove you have a Beer.
1- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

You clearly haven't been Touched By His Noodly Appendage, Dave. See you (or not!) at the volcano that gives out stale beer. And enjoy your strippers (who aren't under 18) who all have the clap.

RAmen.

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

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