Yes we Terraformed it ourselves in the process of our Human-Mankind colonisation procedure when we Human Colonists and our most ancient most technologically advance colony Ships and colony fleet of Human inhabited ships and spacecrafts came here. Both you, I and eveybody on this old colony planet called "Terra Colony" of Earth "Sol-Terra Nova Colony Outpost" we our great human family created two great powerfull Sol-Terra Nova Colony colony Cities called Lemuria and Atlantis we Humans built them and lived in them.
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I wanna be where the poster's at.
It sounds fantastical and magical.
Much better than living in reality what with all the crime, cash issues and laggy Skyrim
Or, we could have just evolved from lower primates as the evidence suggests. Interesting how early earth inhabitants had the technology to build spaceships, but when they came here all they had was sticks & stones.
Since he is speaking in the first person I will assume that he is being sarcastic.
If he is not, then I will interpret his name as "Bran Donkeys" instead of "Brandon Keys". I do not wish to share even a variation of my first name with someone that idiotic.
If they came here in space ships millions of years ago, why haven't archaeologists discovered these ancient space ships? And why did ancient man have such primitive tools if they were so advanced? Also, why all the fascination with Atlantis among crazy woo believers?
I'll take the opportunity to dredge up that tired old question: Where. Is. The motherFUCKING EVIDENCE!?!?
Conspiracy websites have gotten so, so goddamn lazy nowadays. I can hardly remember a time when a thread on ATS or something opened up with a hilarious assertion, backed up by laughably wrong "facts". Now, it's just a crisis-laden thread name like "OMG invisible chemtrail space Zeppelins from Atlantis are destroying America with Communist mind-control!! THE SHOCKING PROOF!!!" and then links to a thread with a short parroting of the topic, and invariably a link to a YouTube video. Always with the FUCKING YouTube videos. No one watches them because they KNOW they're horrible. Then they just talk about the topic with absolutely no basis whatsoever, depending on how it may or may not fit into their little fanfiction worlds.
It's just so damn sneaky. When the "argument" is in video format, not only is NO ONE going to watch the whole thing, it cannot be directly quoted claim-by-claim because the typhoon of bullshit is constantly replacing itself with something even more egregious all the way 'till the end.
All right, rant over. Donkeys, thank you for your intellectual honesty. But that's still complete and utter horseshit.
@Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina
You do know that theoretically, terraforming a planet is possible right? Not with our current technology but the idea makes sense.
That is by far not the craziest thing this fruitcake is saying.
Well, technically, we did terraform our planet. Crimean peninsula - former swamp with malaria-carrying mosquitoes - was drained. Similarly, Europe was covered with forest - not anymore (although that's probably not an intentional effort of terraforming).
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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