Wrightbrigade #fundie fstdt.com

Hey summer, are you going to put your atheist gestapo on me so I can't have any more kids?

Too late anyway, I already have 4 kids and none of them is going to grow up being a queer lover. Face it, we're out producing you and pretty soon, we're going to end all this atheist,queer-loving, bible denying, mix-race supporting, baby killing, women-working rebel-rousing.

We'll set things right, even if it means converting a few of you at gunpoint (or on a bonfire).

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