Courage Reborn #sexist

["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]

"I should have been born in the 40's/20's/victorian/renaissance times"

I'm delusional with no concept of reality.

"I'm a foodie";

I'm entitled, vapid, soon to be overweight, and contribute nothing of value to society.

"I'm not looking for a hookup"

I've been pumped & dumped so many times. I just can't say no. 100% chance I will give it up on the first date.

"Just be yourself"

'Game'? Is that like...negging? No! Now go be a good boy, and mind your SMV.

"I like guys who can carry a conversation"

Have game. And don't expect an ounce of effort from me.

"I'm extremely well traveled"

I've seen dick of all shapes & sizes. When it comes to getting me drunk and boning, I prefer an accent.

"I'm not friends with girls"

I wish I was hot enough that women hated me because of my looks, but it's really just because of my personality.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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