["Girl Quotes Translated to English"]
"I should have been born in the 40's/20's/victorian/renaissance times"
I'm delusional with no concept of reality.
"I'm a foodie";
I'm entitled, vapid, soon to be overweight, and contribute nothing of value to society.
"I'm not looking for a hookup"
I've been pumped & dumped so many times. I just can't say no. 100% chance I will give it up on the first date.
"Just be yourself"
'Game'? Is that like...negging? No! Now go be a good boy, and mind your SMV.
"I like guys who can carry a conversation"
Have game. And don't expect an ounce of effort from me.
"I'm extremely well traveled"
I've seen dick of all shapes & sizes. When it comes to getting me drunk and boning, I prefer an accent.
"I'm not friends with girls"
I wish I was hot enough that women hated me because of my looks, but it's really just because of my personality.