Naples should be destroyed by God through Vesuvius. I am recommending him to that next. It's on his to do list
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Well...yes, Vesuvius will probably do that when it's good and ready. But a volcano, much like "god", isn't going to pick and choose who to smite.
Sorry, but the Christian god is too busy with his list of helping people find their car keys, high school football teams win, and giving out the winning lottery numbers.
From the desk of God Almighty
To Whom It May Concern.
Thank you for your suggestion.
Your prayer is important to us.
PP (Squiggle)
So. . .which god was it who destroyed Pompeii in 79CE? That was Mt Vesuvius, which also preserved the ancient city.
You do know the word volcano came from Vulcan, the Roman god of fire and blacksmiths.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=volcano
Yep, Joy, Joy over the thought of disaster somewhere else, a true trait of the fundie.
The Italian president roll his eyes at your glorious leader or something? It's really an unavoidable reflex in the presence of such epic stupid.
God destroyed Tyre and said it would never be rebuilt.
God was so pissed off at the sin in Louisiana he destroyed the religious part of it
God was so pissed at the decadence of America he destroyed touchdown Jesus
God was so pissed at the satanic church in Texas he destroyed the Christian Church next to it
You are saying what should be destroyed. When it seems he is pissed more at Christians
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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