There's gays in my neighborhood and in school. They're poisoning our good Christian waters! What is a decent Christian to do? We are not allowed to protest the school as its closed campus and run by Liberal Jew Rats.
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You, the "liberal Jew rats" and your gay neighbors all pee into the same waters.
What you should do is take your stupid, scared Fundie friends and move to a small isolated island. There you could set up a truly holy little 12th century empire and live happily ever after... until some one of you disagreed on some point of theology. Then you'll need to get another island.
One, make concordances fine, there ARE gays. Second, are they turning you gay?, so, which waters are they infesting. Second, your last sentence is uncomprenhensible. You are allowed to protest, but they´re not going to expell people because you say so. The second part I don´t undertand it, for no school to my knowledge has a campus. Just explain to me what the close campus has to do with your protest and why you think those people go to the synagoge.
"They're poisoning our good Christian waters"
SO they're pissing in your pool?
"What is a decent Christian to do"
A DECENT Christian will live and let live. No doubt YOU won't be able to do that.
"We are not allowed to protest the school as its closed campus and run by Liberal Jew Rats"
And you're a bigot, as well. So you're not a decent Christian.
Gays are poisoning water?! No, you're confusing that with the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.
And Jews may be liberal, but they're primates, not rodents. Or are you talking about circumcised rats? I'm soooooo confused...
Jesus himself told me that decent Chrsitians should go jump in the Grand Canyon.
That's funny because Richard Dawkins has said the same thing about decent atheists in one of his books, here I'll quote him.
The thick, thick, creationists are taking over, the coming of the scientific darkage is emminent. Suicide is your only option, I would advise all decent atheists to jump off the grand canyon. (The God Delusion, p.128)
I think that "Christian waters" must be a metaphore. Otherwise, this guy is a troll or too idiot. I mean, since when waters are "Christian" or belonging exclusively to one group?, second, if they were really poisoning, where are the first known cases of poisoning?, do you have any evidence?, in that case, don´t be surprised of being banned of protesting against something that it´s slander at best.
I'm having trouble believing this is real. I think it's a parody by a liberal who's watched Dr. Strangelove too many times.
Actually, it is impossible to watch Dr. Strangelove too many times. It will always, always be funny. But I digress.
Actually, the whole "the Jews are poisoning the wells" nonsense did originate in the Middle Ages. During the Black Death, somehow this horrible rumor got started and of course, "decent" Christians assumed that the Jews were responsible for the plague and began killing them left and right.
How many groups have to be singled out and persecuted before ignorance and bigotry are finally stamped out from the human race? It's bad enough that this person is talking about persecuting homosexuals at all, to label them with the same smears directed at Jews is deplorable.
Forget about being a decent Christian, UnfamousMika, you are not a decent human being.
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