I live just outside Philly. The City has turned completely gay, and now obviously athiest as well. We used to take the kids to the Museums, but not anymore - if you do, you have to let your children see men groping each others testicles in public. Its more dispicable than you can ever imagine.
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How many times did you see this alleged testicle-groping?
How close were you when it happened?
Unless you have some kind of evidence, shut the fuck up.
It's not like heteros never make out in public, especially around Valentines Day - I'm sure - as part of the worldwide conspiracy to make single people feel like shit. At that time of year I always want to go around town hitting couples with a rolled-up newspaper and handing them the business card of the nearest motel.
Oh, all the shenanegans in Philly!
Philly sportsfans suck, but this is a lie.
Latent, closeted homosexual, fearing his desires.
Oh come ON. It's not as if they're going to allow ballgroping sessions in a public place.
If they don't allow it in straight couples (or boob groping), they won't allow it for gays. The law applies to anyone, regardless of sexuality.
So, yeah, I call bullshit.
Athiest? Dispicable?
How about groapeing, and testacles?
Fucking ignorant home-schooled twat. Making stuff up. More despicable than I can ever imagine.
Keep your kids indoors, arsehole, until they're old enough to take a rifle to the mall and start shooting people.
fergus
Nothing wrong with a good testicle grope :)
Oh wait, what is that? Public indecency? Illegal? Oh... Unless the testicle groping is part of some exhibit, in which case I would just like to know which museums are showing this. It's for a friend *cough*
Completely? Not one christian or heterosexual in the whole city?
Shouldn't that tell you something? The city from which this nation was founded is now 100% god hating and homosexual. This country was created for god hating homosexuals, didn't you know that?
Isn't Philadelphia the city of brotherly love, anyway? It only makes sense. Except for the lesbians, and heterosexual couples, that is.
"f you do, you have to let your children see men groping each others testicles in public."
That was probably just the janitorial service dusting the Greek statues. Either way, I'm sure you're exaggerating more than a wee bit.
"We used to take the kids to the Museums, but not anymore - if you do, you have to let your children see men groping each others testicles in public."
Hehehehe...city of brotherly love.
Also, lying for Jesus.
I look forward to the Fresh Prince remake:
In West Philadelphia, born and raised
Or you could raise kids strong enough in their faith that they can go out and enjoy the world, learning from a wonderful experience like a museum undeterred by others' PDA.
And it's not more despicable than anyone can imagine, it's entirely conceivable and pretty easy to get over.
kingoftheheavies wrote:
"Oh, all the shenanegans in Philly!
Philly sportsfans suck, but this is a lie.
Latent, closeted homosexual, fearing his desires."
That is a LOUSY haiku.
Maybe they are just having a testicular exam?
I mean, how else are we to fight the scourge of testicular cancer?
I've been to the Philadelphia Museum of Art several times, The Acadamy of Natural Sciences several times, Independance Hall once, The Liberty Bell twice, The Mütter Museum once, the Penn Museum of Archeology & Anthropology twice, and The Barnes Institute three times. Interesting, yes. Men groping each other's testicles, no.
"I live just outside Philly."
Are you Amish? If so, on the rare occasions where you'd need to go into Philadelphia, you wouldn't care for the affairs of (and thus ignore) the 'English', would you? (but then, if you're Amish, you wouldn't be on the Net, would you?). Otherwise, you could always go to Pittsburgh, Erie, Allentown or the state's capital Harrisburg, if 'Philly' is too 'gay' for you.
"The City has turned completely gay, and now obviously athiest as well."
[citation needed] Pics, or it never happened. But then you'd be exposed as the liar you truly are, thus you'd go to Hell. Ergo, you = Poe. QED.
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