We just had one in Montana, Georgia, Colorado & not to mention all the ones in California. I don't know but I just have been getting confirmations of the Rapture. I asked the Lord if he was really coming within this month suddenly I saw a sign (small billboard) that said plan your wedding, then immediatly in my mind I said was that a confirmation then I saw a sign said Target. I guess he is coming to get your final preparations for the Wedding cause he is right on Target.
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Earthquakes are pretty common in Montana and Colorado. Georgia is slightly less common, but still nothing to be surprised at. USGS has been keeping records of earthquakes for over 100 years, and they list a *bunch* of quakes in Georgia.
Nothing to see here, move along.
The last 3/4 of the post could be used as a textbook example of confirmation bias. (I have to wonder how many signs this person passed before they saw the Target sign - and isn't Target a tool of the AC, since they are at war with Christmas?)
The posts about the rapture always make me kind of sad.
I think most of these people are actually suffering from depression, but instead of thinking about suicide they channel their desire to stop living into thoughts about the rapture.
This person's entry immediately reminded me of the following immortal quote:
Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them... But which one? Which ones?
Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder...
Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there's a fish there could be a Penguin?
Robin: But wait! It happened at sea... Sea. C for Catwoman!
Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg...
Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
Chief O'Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle... Riddle-R. Riddler!
Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me... So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance...
Batman: The four of them... Their forces combined...
Robin: Holy nightmare!
Or maybe God was saying "Nah, not for awhile. So, why don't you plan for the future since it looks like you'll have one? Maybe you should get married. There's a gift registry at Target."
Or maybe it's all bullshit and you just saw random advertisements.
I once thought to myself "could the rapture possibly *not* be complete bollocks?", then I saw a sign that said "50% Off Sale". I then thought to myself "well that didn't seem very relevant", then I looked at another sign, which said "Of course not, if I *actually* wanted to give you a sign it'd be in plain english, dummy. I'm a supreme being after all.", so that settled it.
If your god communicates to you through billboard signs, why bother with the bible?
Silly question. Fundies don't read their bibles.
I was walking through a shopping complex when I thought, "Odin, I'm hungry" and then I saw a sign saying "McDonalds". I thought, "I'll have some food a little later," but then I saw a sign in a shop window saying "Buy NOW!"
I guess Odin wanted me to eat straight away.
I saw a sign that said "THE END IS NIGH".
Now that's relatively unambiguous. No "target" or "wedding" that leave plenty of room for interpretation. This was the real thing.
But that was 35 years ago.
perhaps he meant , go ahead , get married, shop at Target it has miraculously low prices because you will have a long wait for the rapture.?
Is this the same goober who saw Rapture portents in inviting the family pastor & his wife to watch the movie "UP!"?
This idiot could find "The Rapture" in a bag of Cheetos, or a GEICO commercial, or a pile of socks! YEESH!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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