Is French Kissing a Mortal Sin?
The reason I ask is that one of my ex-boyfriends found out that french kissing is a mortal sin at a chastity talk. He told me that we may not be able to kiss ever again if God didn't approve. At the time it was really hurtful and I wasn't sure how to deal with it. Eventually, after talking to our youth minister, he found out that it is only bad if that is all you are getting together to do.
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"he found out that it is only bad if that is all you are getting together to do."
That's true. You need to put your head on your boyfriends lap, unzip his pants and put his dick in your mouth and suck it until the creamy protein mix comes out.
If that's a mortal sin, I was damned to hell a long, long time ago.
Then again, so is everybody I've ever known, so I'll at least know somebody down there.
On second thought, it could be a mortal sin if you added some crazy-ass special qualification to it.
For example, if a really hot cyborg chick french-kissed you but she had a taser in her mouth and she killed you, she would have committed a pretty bad sin there.
"Wow, if God isn't happy about french kissing, he must be FURIOUS that my boyfriend finger-banged me last night. "
See, fundies? This kind of thinking is what makes atheist women hotter than fundie women by a factor of 12 at least.
You are confusing 'found out' (as in discovering a fact) with 'was told by some hick fundy minister who has never read or found out anything other than what he was taught at some anti-thought baptist college by some equally ignorant and ill-educated bible-obsessed teacher who told his students that French kissing was a mortal sin because that was what he had been told by his predecessors, who were told it etc etc.
Be thankful that this young man is your 'ex-boyfriend', and that you don't have to yoke yourself to anyone who falls for such contemptible nonsense.
Instead, you might try considering that this irrational fundyist bullying is all about control, and ultimately control of the people and their money. The conservative fundy churches, you see, want nothing more than your obeisance and your donations, and it's so plain to see that I wonder you can't see it for yourself.
Anyway, at least you're asking questions: but are you asking in the right place?
fergus (in the hope that you are getting some loving).
Is French Kissing a Mortal Sin?
Absolutely! Your tongue must be reserved for worshiping Jesus (and considering that he's a tiny cracker when he meets your tongue, that's a full-body worship.)
Fundie sex education in a nutshell.
No wonder they pop out dozens of kids; they learn about sex and physical affection from youth ministers and boyfriends who turn to youth ministers. There is no sense of reality in it at all. And forget the idea that you might actually having feelings about it or emotions and wants. It is not about you. It is about the man.
Hey, what the hell were you doing with a boyfriend, anyway? I thought fundies had to remain pure 'til they were given to the most fundie suitor who approached her parents?
Apparantly something only counts as a mortal sin if it's "committed with full knowledge, both of the sin and of the gravity of the offense".
So if this chastity speaker hadn't mentioned it, you'd both be fine. By telling you, he may have damned you to hell. What a dick that chastity guy is.
I think Jesus would probably see your innocent, adorable fumblings, give you a warm thumbs-up and say "I'm going to bed, kids."
You little scamps.
Nitpicking much, Zentancia?
Aren't there just seven deathly sins? And none of them is French Kissing, right?
If French Kissing is hurtful, you are doing it SERIOUSLY wrong.
"one of my ex-boyfriends found out that french kissing is a mortal sin at a chastity talk"
Never mind the notion that just talking to girls gives you cooties, he's clearly never had 'The Talk'. Period.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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