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i believe that dinosaurs did exist...and i am a christian and i believe in creation...the dinosaurs did not die because they were replaced in "evolution"; they died because when the flood came (Noah's Ark), it was the first time that it ever rained water on the Earth, so it would have changed Earth's atmospheric conditions...the mammals were not used to the "different" Earth which contained things like moisture in the air, so the larger mammals died off because they reuired the most amount of natural resources to survive...and those resources were gone because of the flood and changes...so they died... and the larger mammals that died are ones we now call "dinosaurs". God created all of these creatures...just because some of them have similar properties does not mean they "evolved" from each other.
Answer me this: if humans evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes...if humans evolved from those arcitc fish mentioned earlier, then why do they still exist...if humans evolved from one-celled organisms, then why do they still exist? According to Darwin's theory if something evolves from something else, the thing it evolved from is no longer existent...
And the Big Bang theory is a load of crap...if the Big Bang did happen then where did what created it come from?????? Science says that something cannot come from absolutely nothing...it makes no sence...none of it does....but creation does...God created the universe...not a Big Bang...science makes no sence...it over-complicated itself so much its gotten itself into a hole it can't dig itself out of...obviously it is wrong..because something can come from absolutely nothing...God did.
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"i believe that dinosaurs did exist"
You're ahead of the pack as far as fundies go.
"and i am a christian and i believe in creation"
Well, good for you.
"the dinosaurs did not die because they were replaced in "evolution"
No kidding. It was likely a meteor impact around 65 million years ago. Where the hell did you get evolution killed off the dinosaurs? Count yourself lucky that they didn't survive to evolve. You might not be here now if they had.
"they died because when the flood came (Noah's Ark), it was the first time that it ever rained water on the Earth, so it would have changed Earth's atmospheric conditions..."
You're not one of those nutty ones that believes in some sort of vapor canopy or fog or some other goofy idea, are you?
"the mammals were not used to the "different" Earth which contained things like moisture in the air,"
Mammals? I thought we were talking about dinosaurs? Besides, what about the dolphins and whales. You do know they're mammals, right? I doubt they would've been effected by a little moisture in the air.
"o they died... and the larger mammals that died are ones we now call "dinosaurs"."
What are you, some kind of moron? Dinosaurs were not mammals.
"God created all of these creatures...just because some of them have similar properties does not mean they "evolved" from each other."
So your omniscient god created all these animals only to have to drown all of them at a later point in time. Seems like a hell of a lot of extra work without much point to it.
"Answer me this: if humans evolved from monkeys and apes [...]"
Ok, stop right there. You're trolling, aren't you? You have to be a troll ...
"And the Big Bang theory is a load of crap...if the Big Bang did happen then where did what created it come from??????"
I could say the same thing about your god.
"Science says that something cannot come from absolutely nothing...it makes no sence...none of it does....but creation does...God created the universe...not a Big Bang"
So, where then did god come from?
"science makes no sence...it over-complicated itself so much its gotten itself into a hole it can't dig itself out of...obviously it is wrong"
Says the guy claiming dinosaurs were mammals.
"obviously it is wrong..because something can come from absolutely nothing...God did."
Either you're saying that god is nothing because he didn't come from anywhere or you've just contradicted yourself by saying god came from nothing.
OMG that makes so much sense. Yes, if there were 6 billion humans and one of them was born with polyploidy, all existing human beings would automaticaly also split their chromosomes into a 3rd set. FUCKWIT!
What the hell is this, the 23rd annual strawmen orgy?
The Big Bang theory does not propose to know where the elements that triggered it came from. It proposes how the universe was born. In fact, just about everything in this jumbled mess of idiocy is a strawman which Wyatt seems content to claim that he knows. "According to Darwin's theory . . ." No. No, that's not what it means. You didn't even bother to research any of what you're saying in the least bit, did you?
Wyatt is only 15, but I just have this terrible feeling that this is the maximum amount of knowledge about evolution and astrophysics that he's going to carry for the rest of his life.
Being only 15 is no excuse for this level of ignorance. This is amazing. Mammalian dinosaurs. Jeez!
If one's argument against the big bang is "where did what created it come from," one can't then claim "God" created the universe without explaining where "God" came from, Wyatt.
Talisman -- "What are you, some kind of moron?"
He's not just "some kind of moron," he's the bellicose king of the morons.
I refuse to transcrobe that entire mess out just to tear it down, I'm going paragraph by paragraph for this one:
>>paragraph I<<
What you just described is dinosaurs being replaced by evolution.
>>paragraph II<<
Have you even read anything on evolution that didn't come from Kent Hovind?
>>paragaph III<<
The Big Bang does not explain where everything in the universe came from, it merely explains where all of the matter in the universe as we know it came from!
Also: Where did God come from then?
Ugh. That might be the biggest pile of concentrated stupid I've seen this week.
<<< so the larger mammals died off >>>
Dinosaurs were not mammals, dipshit.
<<< According to Darwin's theory if something evolves from something else, the thing it evolved from is no longer existent... >>>
Not at all accurate. The history of evolution is a tree, not a ladder.
<<< if the Big Bang did happen then where did what created it come from? >>>
Where did God come from?
<<< Science says that something cannot come from absolutely nothing >>>
Right. Too bad there wasn't "absolutely nothing" at the Big Bang.
"the mammals were not used to the "different" Earth which contained things like moisture in the air, so the larger mammals died off"
So, except for the fact that moisture must've been present in the garden of eden, and the fact that there wasn't a large killing of the mammal population, and that the dinosaurs were reptiles, and taht the earth is older than what the bible states, and that a worldwide flood is quite improbable, that makes perfect sense.
"Answer me this: if humans evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes..."
Answer me this: why do you feel the need to repeat the same questions that have been answered in the past? Is that really the best that you have? That is all the more research you put into your question?
"According to Darwin's theory if something evolves from something else, the thing it evolved from is no longer existent..."
You wouldn't know Darwin from the bible if someone didn't tell you which was which. You are a mindless mouthpiece for a religious agenda and you aren't smart enough to think for yourself or verify what you think that you know.
GODDIDIT. The answer that doesn't make you think.
Wyatt must be not only 15, but also stoned, brainwashed, and/or possessing an IQ of 80 if he truly thinks these things. This is one of the most appallingly stupid antiscience diatribes I have seen in a long time.
~David D.G.
"According to Darwin's theory if something evolves from something else, the thing it evolved from is no longer existent..."
He certainly never did. The Finchs example is connected by the "normal" Finchs STILL existing in Europe. If Darwin had said half the shit these creationists claim his book would indeed be a useless and forgotten piece of history. This is, of course, why they spread such lies.
Same for the Singularity that resulted in the Big Bang, NO scientist says it was nothing, only creationists.
"it was the first time that it ever rained water on the Earth, so it would have changed Earth's atmospheric conditions...the mammals were not used to the "different" Earth which contained things like moisture in the air"
Really, Wyatt, how old are you? Two???
Seriously, there is NO excuse - NONE WHATSOEVER - for being this stupid. You should have the word FUCKTARD tattooed onto your forehead as punishment.
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