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USE THE KING JAMES BIBLE ONLY!!

There, I had to get that out right away. I just saw this retarded article some foolish woman preacher wrote about “Which Bible Translation Should I Use?” Well, dumbbell, you have NO CHOICE but to use the KING JAMES BIBLE ONLY, because THAT’S the only Bible that God wrote! ALL OTHERS ARE PERVERTED PILES OF TRASH!! Let me say that again– THE NIV, NASB, NJKV, NLT and all the other NON-KJB “bibles” are sources of KINDLING for the mighty wrath of a thrice-holy GOD!! How DARE she call these gross impersonators of God’s holy Word “BIBLES”?!!! Ugh!! Gimme my BARF BAG!! I’m about to throw up!!!

And NO, I’m not going to post the link to this ungodly woman’s website, you’ll just have to do that yourself. Ask Siri on your Injurious iPhone or What’s-its-name on Godless Google for a search if you’re so lazy. It’s bad enough that I gave the title of her nasty website! This woman, and all others like her who promote this ungodly filth, is going to be held accountable for much damage done to the cause of Christ! She is effectively keeping people from the light of the Gospel so that they would be born again. She and all the rest of these reprobates are going to suffer great loss and be sorely ashamed, AND END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE!!

Besides, if I posted the link here, 1. it would corrupt the appearance of my Godly, Christ-honoring blog, and 2. I don’t want to be responsible for you to be lead astray and you end up eating at the Devil’s table, which is filled with maggots and rotting putrid garbage (all of the anti-Christ “bibles”)!! I surely do not want your blood on my hands at the judgment! My goodness, people, THINK FOR YOURSELVES for a change! By the way, the King James is NOT a “version”, it’s GOD’S HOLY WORD!! It’s called, the KING JAMES BIBLE!!

GET A KING JAMES BIBLE, TODAY, and ask God to forgive your selfish ignorance! Get one before they’re all done away with! It’s just a matter of time, folks, before ALL “bibles” available to you will be the Antichrist-promoting, God-hating, corrupt, effeminate, non-gender, nasty, lying pieces of trash like the NIV!! The King James is highly offensive to most crybaby effeminate Americans, so they’re pushing for it to be banned as “HATE SPEECH”!! Get a KJB while you can! Here, I’ll post a website that sells them for you! And by the way, when you buy one, you can throw your disgusting anti-bible(s) in the trash and burn it out in your yard!!

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