Why it's important that your gf is a virgin: if you didn't take a girl's virginity, she will never truly love you
People on reddit will tell you, "oh stop feeling so incesure, in the end SHE CHOSE YOU" but while she's giving you starfish sex in preparation for officially making your relationship completely sexless remember that she is thinking about her 6' 4'' quaterback senior Chad boyfriend with chiseled features who forced himself on her and slammed her against the lockers when she was a freshman in HS and fucked her so hard that she bled for a week afterwards. No matter what you think you will never compare to his abusive behavior or 8 inch penis that could reach the hidden spot behind her cervix and make her orgasm every time, just from PIV alone. She will probably never be as good looking and definitely not as young or tight for you. Nor will she do all the crazy stuff she did with her ex with you. What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.
The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect and it's all because of you weren't born a genetic god.
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I knew the quarterback in high school - we worked out together.
He...I do not think he ever did anything like what they're alleging to a girl. If he did have sex with someone and she bled for a week afterwards, given he was not the stereotypical jock that seems to exist in the incels' minds, he'd probably feel pretty bad about it.
Still, as a "Chad" as they define it - a strength training obsessed college athlete - this is looking a lot like some sort of weird jock-nerd cuckold fetish subreddit. Guys, stop obsessing over my jawline and muscles - its creepy.
she is thinking about her 6' 4'' quaterback senior Chad boyfriend with chiseled features who forced himself on her and slammed her against the lockers when she was a freshman in HS and fucked her so hard that
...it's getting you manbabies hard. The details above raise a few flags, and in more ways than one. [/Freud]
@Zachski
Holy shit what the hell is happening with the incel movement lately.
The subconscious realisation that they're all actually closet cases...?!
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I've never heard of starfish sex; I guess that's what happens when one doesn't hang around on these sewers they call incel subreddits.
Is this douchebag talking about high school BFs? There are no guys like that in high school. Show me a super athletic male model high school boy & I'll introduce you to a convincing tranny.
These creepers seem to have an unhealthy obsession with other men & their various parts.
Another title could be: Why it's important women think only one thing that can be easily taken from them will ever make their lives valuable thus invalidating any attempt to survive in the world or contribute to society and how to convince them that they have to spend the rest of their lives proving to you, as the man who took that one thing that defined their lives (most likely with the impression that it was owed to you for deigning to speak with them in the first place or going through the herculean task of maybe helping them with the groceries once) must be the sole focus of their existence so that they have any kind of worth to justify their own continued breathing now that the sole value of their life is gone.
Or alternatively: How to be a shitprick 101.
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Oh Senpai, love me ~
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That's, uh, that's not how sex really works. (Would it be unhelpful of me to say "you'd know that if you ever had any"?)
Besides, listening to the other incels, I thought you people thought any sex > no sex.
Nor will she do all the crazy stuff she did with her ex with you. What you get yourself by falling in love with a non virgin post prime used up slut is a bad deal.
Now, admittedly, I'm no expert on sex myself. But I was under the impression that most people got into doing "the crazy stuff" by doing the normal stuff for awhile and deciding to branch out. What you're more likely to get with a virgin (no offense to the virgins in the audience) is a lot of confusion and embarrassment.
The worst is, this is about the best incels can expect and it's all because of you weren't born a genetic god.
So help me god I'll keep quoting Repo! at you. I have plenty more. I'll do it.
@The Crimson Ghost
Show me a super athletic male model high school boy & I'll introduce you to a convincing tranny. image
@ Reptilian Jew- you need to ease up, all right. Take a joke. I have no beef with trans or gay people; never did, never will. I do, however, have beef with uptight little morons who need to unclench their asses, ie, you.
And if your parting words are an offer, I must decline-I don't fuck CHUDS. Better luck next time, boy.
@ The Reptillian Jew
I think that picture should go up in response to everybody trying to pull the "Obama is putting men in the women's bathroom" scare. Because according to them that man is supposed to be in the women's bathroom while this woman:
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Would be peeing surrounded by possibly leering men. Say hello to Sona, though if you knew her while she served with the Marines you might have called her Matt.
Obama's America? Nope. That's Trump's. You got stumped by the Trump for reals.
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