Also did you know that sometimes when the tattoo "artist" is doing the tattoo, he is worshipping false gods and also sometimes drinks the blood gushing out of the tattoo. Drinking blood is wrong...just as it was wrong for me when I used to cut myself and then lick the blood, it is as wrong to get a tattoo. They are on the same level.
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So, beware of a tattoo artist who's only open between sunset and sunrise, has a pointy grin and a pale complexion, and licks the blood off your tattoo. Check.
It's a sin because goddamn fundy knows best what his god thinks and would say, if the god was still around. It's as easy as that.
AmazingIdiocy, more like. So you were a whiny, angsty emo brat who wanted attention so you scraped away at your arms for a while. People got bored and now you're a whiny angsty emo fundie brat. Shut up.
Somehow AmazingGrace has gotten a tattoo artist confused with a vampire. It could happen to anyone. I mean, look how similar those words are... Vampire, Tattoo. And notice how similar their occupations are. One drinks blood and the other... doodles on your body.
The only conection to blood is that, in order to be permanent, you have to make little punctures in the skin. Obviously, no sane individual could drink it. And those who tatoo a sacred heart, what false god are they worshiping?, don´t answer yet.
Jeez. Here I was thinking tattoo artists were people who injected ink into people's skin to create body art. Who knew I was missing the entire false gods/vampire thing?
Getting tattoos is forbidden, no specific punishment (Lev. 19:26). Drinking blood is really forbidden - you get run out of town (Lev. 17:10). Being a blood drinker is a little better than being gay, and a little worse than raping an unspoken-for virgin. It's right up there with seeing your sister naked and having sex with a woman during her period.
Hey, when my mom went to get a tattoo there was blood spraying TEN FEET IN THE AIR I swear you could see it from orbit and the tattoo artist was like dancing in it and summoning demons oh my god it was so awesome and they they sacrificed a goat. ROFL!
Realy? I used to work with a tattoo artist,(why the "quotes"?)
Yes, but if you sprinkle a little bit of salt over the tattoo after it's done and remind the artist that (s)he's evil and/or going to hell as you get it done, it completely negates all your sin points. Don't you drink the blood, though. God only wants you to drink his blood.
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Did anyone else notice that this quote is from the infamous Katy-Anne (Teens-4-Christ)? I swear to the Gods, I hope Katy-Anne doesn't spend this much time spewing her idiocy all over the internet once her baby is born.
Such horse-shit. I have tattoes, and if you are having blood gushing out like 'Shogun Assassin', I'm guessing you're on the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' farm, not a tattoo shop.
Amazing Grace, you're the biggest idiot I've seen on here. Get a clue, get a life, and get the hell off the internet before I tell Satan to sneak into your house at night and "get" you.
AFAIK, tattoo artists are very profesional and well trained in their job, they know what they are doing and i would imagine that they would take all the nessasary precautions to not endager the health of a customer.
Tattoos are a sin in the Christian mind because "your body is not your body, it's God's body." I went to a Catholic high school and we were brainwashed with that all the time during Chatholic Schools Week and speekers came in (who also plagerized internet stories like the one about a kid who was gonna kill himself but the narrator stops him by becoming his friend, then says it really happened to him).
The only reason why I haven't yet gotten a tattoo is because I am indecisive and cheap. But now, despite the safety issue, You have made me want to get one, that sounds hot.
Huh?
I've never even heard of such a thing. Also, did you know that some convenience store owners worship "false" gods too? And doctors, welders, construction workers, teachers...I could go on and on...you know why? NOT EVERYONE THINKS LIKE YOU DO! I know it comes as a shock, but yeah! No hive mind.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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