The story of Adam and Eve is misinterpreted by the vast majority of Christians in the world. Adam and Eve do not literally represent men and women. Ada represents the white race and Eve who came from Adam's rib represents non whites. Non whites were created by God to serve the white race, they were never meant to run free or hold positions of leadership they were created to serve the white man. This is why integration is against the will of God, it is unnatural
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And all men are white, and all women are n*****s? Yeah,, I suppose that does fit in with the rest of your worldview.
Just indulging in this premise for a sec, what on earth makes you think the Adam and Eve myth has anything to do with race or skin color? They were male and female. That's it. There's absolutely zero goddamn room for interpretation, you twisted racist fuck.
*THE MOST EPIC FACEPALM ENSUES*
EDIT: Oh, it's Yahoo Answers...nevermind.
(I take those guys with a grain of salt)
That is actual racism.
There is lots of racist guff on here sprouted by young men feeling inferior but deep down that's all it is, an attempt to shock, differentiate and define themselves.
But this is an actual racist view of the world. You are one fucked up twat.
Ok, now I'm starting to believe my own made
Which one of you guys is posting this stuff
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Just how much Absinthe do you have to drink to come up with such a convoluted and idiotic interpretation of an already flawed story?
Even in your insane re-imagining of Eve as a metaphor for non-whites there's still the matter of she and Adam, your metaphor for whites, boning the hell out of each other to God's voyeuristic satisfaction and consequently populating the Earth.
Even in a story you made up yourself you can't win a fucking point. That is impressively pathetic.
@ Tearlich
Absinthe, or at least the variety I'm familiar with, is hallucinogenic. That's why I suggested it instead of something like moonshine or screech. But then again maybe it was a chaser to the mushroom pizza he'd polished off beforehand and a prelude to the hours with his pipe and wacky tobacky.
No, no, you've got your Biblical justifications confused. The story of Adam and Eve is meant to justify sexism , blaming all the world's problems on a woman. Racism is justified by the story of Ham.
@TB Tabby - I don't even think the story justifies misogynist sexism either. Eve is portrayed as being tricked while Adam is presented as not even encountering the Serpent but still going along anyway out of his own willingness to disobey. If anything, the story gives women the out of being tricked while men are portrayed as willingly disobedient.
That is, if the story is even meant to show eating the Fruit as something bad. Even when I was a Christian I took the story as something that eventually had to happen for Humans to gain more knowledge of God rather than blissful, unquestioning loyalty like a small child.
This is why integration is against the will of God, it is unnatural
Did you skip the part where Adam is married to and populates the Earth with Eve? Because that kind of invalidates your whole point about integration.
This is why integration is against the will of God, it is unnatural
Integration?
So... God hates calculus?
Wait... that's not what you're talking about?
I just want to see someone talk about God and calculus. Maybe it's just integration, he's OK with differentiation?
We might never know.
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