No. The bible never mentions dinosaurs so they are also figments of the imaginations of scientists.
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No. That's because they are the creation of 19th century science fiction writers.
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Its Carico, So you know its idiotic.
When I knew my Grandmother, she was well into her 70's. She was a Hungarian immigrant to the U.S. By nature she was a well-grounded, very practical person who wouldn't put up with much nonsense.
Carico, there are A LOT of animals that aren't mentioned in the bible. What about them? I'm pretty sure penguins are real, and they're not mentioned anywhere. You can't tell me that penguins aren't real. (Though how can you deny penguins, really? They're so cute!) And what about the platypus?! (which my friend refers to as 'the ultimate evidence against a reasonable and loving god')
"No. The bible never mentions dinosaurs so they are also figments of the imaginations of scientists."Uh huh, much like cars, planes and polar bears are figments of our imaginations, too.
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"No. That's because they are the creation of 19th century science fiction writers."
Dinosaur fossils were discovered well before the 19th century.
Any of Carico's I.Q. points above room-temperature are a figment of her imagination... and it's really cold in here.
And I guess the whole story of the huge T. Rex skeleton dubbed "Sue" that was found in 1990, confiscated by the Feds, fought over in court and eventually bought for $6 million by Chicago's Field Museum was somebody's imagination, too.
Am I the only one who wants to respond to this by saying, "But lookit the bones!" in a very silly voice?
"No. The bible never mentions dinosaurs so they are also figments of the imaginations of scientists.So scientists just make things up. Not unlike the men who wrote the bible (who said that hares chewed cud).
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I really wish I could've seen the response to this.
No. That's because they are the creation of 19th century science fiction writers."
Oh gosh, what an argument! I don't even know where to start.
Carico deserves an award because she just turned a scientifically proven theory into a mind creation of sci-fi writers. Maybe she could get the "Scientists and sci-fi writers are one and the same" award.
Response to Things Fall Apart (#149968):
Also not mentioned in the bible are microwave ovens, Japan, and the Indy 500.
See where I'm going with this?
Confused?
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