I wish some other creationists would help me. The flood becomes harder and harder to support when you get more information.
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"It's a reference to an TNG episode where Picard was being interrogated by a Cardassion who used "light" torture on him. "
Forgot all about that episode. Still, my remark, and that scene, both come from an older work
Just in case not everyone is up to speed where fundamentalists arise from; they are descended from the Protestant reformation. Baptists, Lutherans, Pentecostals and more all came from that schism in the Roman Catholic Church. Here are some quotes from the man who started it all, Martin Luther:
"Reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed. Faith must trample underfoot all reason, sense, and understanding, and whatever it sees must be put out of sight and ... know nothing but the word of God. To be a Christian, you must pluck out the eye of reason. The damned whore Reason...."
That's where they get it.
Oh God, the tidal wave of bullshit is upon us! Maybe you could get some christian otters to build a dam for you... oh that's right, unlike them you're not an animal so why would they help you?!
You're just at the end of a 2000 year old line of mushrooms... kept in the dark and fed shit!!
You smell that, Bible Defender? That's called freedom. See, you've been sitting in front of a flickery little grease torch and calling that light. Wait till you see the compact fluorescent bulbs we've got out here.
I was thinking of making my Canadiest Encyclopedia.
Under Noahs Ark :
Total bullshit.An Ark,that's 515 feet long by 86 feet wide and 52 feet high built by 4 men.They had to handform all planks and nails from scratch. They'd be finished by now maybe. Don't get me started on the Animal and flood bullshit
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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