The Christians are by far the most superior humans on Earth, based on character, second only to the Buddhists monks. Christians, I have seen, radiate love. Hindus are cautious and defensive. Muslims create a shield of non- approachability. Buddhists are present, aware, ever encompassing. Jews have a red light flashing above their heads.
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"Christians, I have seen, radiate love"
Unless you are gay, a single mother, muslim, the wrong denomination of Christian and so on...
Christians, I have seen, radiate love.
You must not have seen many Christians, then. I can name quite a few who are sanctimonious, entitled, willfully ignorant and hateful.
Jews have a red light flashing above their heads.
Like when they have an available quest?
And atheists? Are we like Buddhists, perhaps?
I've never met anyone with a red light flashing above their head, so obviosly I've never met any Jews.
Or, ya know, you're full of manure.
Christians, I have seen, radiate love.
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Jews have a red light flashing above their heads.
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"Christians, I have seen, radiate love."
If that's the case they aren't following the teachings of Jesus and thus are not True Christians: Luke 14:26, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
"The Christians are by far the most superior humans on Earth..."
One of the 7 deadly sins is pride, Abhie.
P.S. I'm going to mount some Jews to the eaves of my house this Christmas. Do you know where I can get people with lights of other colors?
Wait, what is this guy taking? That sounds like an acid trip...
Also, what do Asatru radiate? Thunderbolts? Or do they have ravens on their shoulders? (Man, that sounds cool...)
"radiate love"
I didn't know that Christians had such a small half-life before they became radioactive.They might want to get that looked at.
"Muslims create a shield of non- approachability."
That....sounds incredibly useful.
"Jews have a red light flashing above their heads."
So, I take it that there are no epileptic Jews then, or that they are blind as well as prone to seizures.
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Muslims don't have a shield of non-approachability around here. Try approaching one.
He's only ever once seen Jews, stuck behind them at a railroad crossing.
"The Christians are by far the most superior humans on Earth, based on character"
Legends in their own fucked-up minds....
"Christians, I have seen, radiate love."
Yeah, and we got pages and pages and pages filled to the brim with that "love"
Christians, I have seen, radiate love.
If by "love," you mean "hate."
I reconfigured my red light to also shine green and flash the numbers from 1 to 3 so that I can play Red Light, Green Light, 1, 2, 3 more easily.
I was on the board, and what abhie meant by red light flashing above their heads was Judaism is involved in a religion that involves occult practices to a certain extent. Being involved in the occult is injurious to ones spiritual health. The red light he mentioned refers to a spiritual warning signal.You take a sentence out of context it will sound strange. But if you were to have been on the GLP board for sometime, read abhie's threads , then you would know what he was talking about.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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