(A discussion about theistic evolution)
Charly the Cambrian period lasted about a year.....that's at the longest it took for flood sediment to settle.
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Once upon a time, Charly the Cambrian, Petey the Paleozoic, Chrissy the Cenozoic, Jimmy the Jurassic, and Krissy the Cretaceous all went to Patriot University. They were all there to get PhDs in Geologic Ignorance.
Sounds like satire at first glance. This person appears to be playing around with creationists to get a rise out of them.
Of course, appearances != reality, and one look at the sauce material threw the prospects of a Poe out the window.
Well! I guess this is one of THOSE FSTDT-threads....
....the ones that have me ROFL!
Love these responses guys!
I need to put this in TV Tropes, man...alongside the "DEMONIC MUSHROOMS", "Bathtub Leviathan", "Sara Silverman's God JABULON!" & the cuckolded Aussie yokel who claimed his wife was raped by aliens once a month (said space-weirdos were likely studly young Aboriginal guys).
The comments from creativerealms, #1736272, Skide, nazani14, Pule Thamex & Old Viking were awesome in their laugh-induction powers. Thank you, guys, your responses to the OP's insanity was pure unadulterated WIN!
Somewhere, a hobo is peeing on the English language...
And all I can think... is that Charly the Cambrian tried to wipe out the Graboids. Hey, they were apparently more widespread and numerous in their Pre-Cambrian origin.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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