“Hey I'm the big bang, I exploded”
More of an expansion, but that’s okay, common mistake.
“out of absolutely completely nothing.”
Not ‘out of nothing,’ that mistake is moving towards a strawman attack.
“Now I'm the universe and the big bang was a huge messy explosion”
You’re stuck on the ‘bang’ word, aren’t you?
“but somehow I have great universal and earthly laws that just seem to work.”
You DO realize that laws are human inventions, right?
We think we can predict how matter and energy interact and we call that a law?
It’s not a sign of an authority figure.
“Even though the chance of the Earth becoming this way is the same chance to win millions of dollars in the lottery almost everyday, it was just luck.”
If something happened, if it’s an historical fact, then the chances for that event are 1:1. You know that, right?
“Now I just produced a cell out of nowhere!”
NO one but creationists think the theory is ‘out of nowhere.’
“So here I am on earth with my other cell friends but some of them are weaker and they died off.”
Yeah…
“I grew and the next day I sprouted legs”
And this is defintely a strawman attack on something you know fuck ALL about.
“and now I'm a human! Isn't that neat?
Nice strawman”
I don’t think you understand what a strawman attack actually is….
