This article is nothing but [[blasphemy]] and false lies. Dinosaurs are a hoax and are lies. The world is not that old. '''READ YOUR BIBLE.''' Anybody who reverts this back to the filthy lies and nonsense before this will rot in [[Hell]]. Who do you think [[God]] favours? Me, protecting the cherished Truth, or you posting false lies to defame [[God]]? He will PUNISH you and reward me with a place in his Kingdom. You will go to [[Hell]] if you continue to revert to the lies of so-called scientists. Don't believe these liars.
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This post is nothing but [[bullshit]] and lies. And for God to favor you, he'd have to exist, which he doesn't. And don't worry, I don't believe your lies.
I can't stand the logic that God would allow people to be elaborately tricked into believing dinosaurs existed and then punish them for it. Just... wtf.
"Dinosaurs are a hoax and are lies."Just because facts are uncomfortable or spoil your cherished, but childish beliefs, that doesn't make them any less true.
"The world is not that old."
Yes, it is.
"'''READ YOUR BIBLE.'''"
I've done that many times. You should read a few science texts.
"Anybody who reverts this back to the filthy lies and nonsense before this will rot in [[Hell]]."
Reverting refers to "going back." The knowledge that the earth is billions of years old is relatively new. If one were to revert, one would go back to believing in a young earth.
Hell is a fantasy, it's all in your little, empty head.
"Who do you think [[God]] favours?"
Equally, "God" is just a fantasy, as well.
"Me, protecting the cherished Truth, or you posting false lies to defame [[God]]?"
See above.
"He will PUNISH you and reward me with a place in his Kingdom."
Since "God" does not exists, neither punishment nor reward is in the ofing.
"You will go to [[Hell]] if you continue to revert to the lies of so-called scientists. Don't believe these liars."
I agree that one should not believe liars, but your fanatical, Xian rant makes it obvious that you are the liar. The truth does not need extra volume to be the truth.
Yeah, Wang... I just noticed it was an AOL... Further proof AOL users are fucking morons. (Knowledge came from a job where being able to ID an AOL IP on site was very valuable... Essentially, 172 and 195 were the main ones. There's another, though I don't remember it off-hand. It may have been 205... Oh well.)
Oh boy. And this person comes from Wikipedia, which, though of highly miscellaneous quality, is generally a fairly unbiased source. In all logic,
Well, tell all the paleontologist who have found dinosaur bones. Tell the thousand of plants from that time and the shells of their eggs. Be my guest, and stop using a book which was written by nomads and dates back from the Bronze Age, it´s your problem. You´re going to be very lonely in Heaven, if you ever go.
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Then {{[[This]]}} ought to straighten your atheist ass out, Pronto! Take [[[THAT]]]. God told me the more brackets = the more {holy}
@ Dante's Virgil
I think you've nailed it, DV! This would surpass their lack of moral compass - the big payoff.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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