Why is everything so complicated to Liberals?
Sex is like a Cereal Box Top. Tab A goes into Slot B.
The only thing you get with two Tabs or two slots is a Box of stale Rice Crispies.
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Sex is like a cereal box? (And the cereal of choice is, of course, Rice Crispies. Nothing against that cereal, but it has little flavour - much as I assume is the case with the OP's sex life.)
You know, I've asked myself that a lot lately. However, I was referring to our Liberal-National Party, who are like the Conservatives in some other countries.
Thing is, we are not cereal boxes, or seatbelts, we are human beings. If we all did what you said, the whole world would become pretty stale.
@ Titania
"The world would be bleak and mundane."___________W.C. Fields
I hate to think what his fantasies are like. Either so boring you'll fall asleep mid jerk off, or so fucked up that even the most hardened consumers of tentacle hentai would run screaming.
There is no such thing as a "kickass consersative". There are, however, plenty of dumbass conservatives.
Kickass Conservative?
Every conservative I've ever crossed paths with, is a nothing but a cowardly pussy; and I live in a red state so packed with confederate-flag waving, drooling, mouth-breathing sister-fuckers, that it practically throbs with conservative ignorance.
Sex is like a Choc Box:
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AC or DC, you decide.
>Sex is like a Cereal Box Top
Lacking in size, flavor, texture, and color?
And if you collect enough, you can trade them in (Like good boy points) for a battery powered propeller beanie?
“Sex is like a Cereal Box Top. Tab A goes into Slot B.”
No, Tab A goes into Slot A.
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