God sends the babies. He will provide if we ask Him. Soon, there will be no more seas, that means a lot more room. Plus New Jerusalem, which could hold an additional, something like 23 billion, and still have space for a mile high skyscraper, with 8 1 acre apartments on EACH floor for every family of five!!! Or, if you prefer, a 125 square mile ranch for the same!!!!! Who are you kidding??
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Soon, there will be no more seas, that means a lot more room.
It's people like this who need our help , not our derision
I think that you´re a troll, WHO HAS NEVER HAD KIDS. Are you sure that seas are receding?, more over, are you SANE, or do you think it will be great?
God sends the babies. And I thought it was the stork! He will provide if we ask Him. Why didn't we think of that? So many children dying in Africa and Asia just for want of a few prayers.
Soon, there will be no more seas, that means a lot more room. WTF ?
Plus New Jerusalem, No thanks, we have enough trouble with the old Jerusalem.
which could hold an additional, something like 23 billion, and still have space for a mile high skyscraper, with 8 1 acre apartments on EACH floor for every family of five!!! What have you been smoking?
Or, if you prefer, a 125 square mile ranch for the same!!!!! Who are you kidding?? Some of us prefer to face known problems rather than wait for a magic solution from on high.
Except the fact that when the fishes and other marine life are dead from no water, you'll totally destroy a food web, thereby dooming the planet to die. So yeah, good luck with that 23 billion quota.
When the seas go away, the algae dies. When the algae dies, we stop getting oxygen. When we stop getting oxygen, your 23 billion people will all die a horrible gasping death.
"God sends the babies."
No more seas? Where the hell are they going to go? To reconstitute that water canopy that now has to encompass the whole, spherical world?
image Soon, there will be no more seas, that means a lot more room.
Holy melting icecaps, Batman! And here I thought we had to worry about the sea level raising ... Now if the weather was getting colder, I can imagine water getting trapped at the poles and in glaciers and the coastline receding somewhat, but it doesn't look like it's headed that way. Probably just as well, I don't think Heaven on Earth would coexist well with an ice age...
Seas receding would wreak enough havoc on the climate as it is, but disappearing totally? Aside from the question of where all the water would go, we'd be fucked up proper, as Julian, Redhunter and CousinTed already pointed. And even if the logical consquences of the disappearance of 90+% of the water in the world were somehow magically prevented, the land gained would be pretty useless: it would require a huge amount of work to make it inhabitable and I'm less than sure that the soil would be cultivable (particularly if the water just evaporated and left all the salt behind). The mid-oceanic ridges wouldn't go away either, so you'd have huge volcano chains in the middle of that new land.
Oh and apartment full of other people's screaming, shitting babies - fucking who's idea of heaven is that?
QFT! More like Hell if you ask me.
True, if there are no seas, there's a lot more landspace on the planet on which to spread out...
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God sends the babies. He will provide if we ask Him. Soon, there will be no more seas, that means a lot more room. Plus New Jerusalem, which could hold an additional,
...BUT THEN DAD'S SPECIAL PILLS START TO WORK! :D
something like 23 billion, and still have space for a mile high skyscraper, with 8 1 acre apartments on EACH floor for every family of five!!! Or, if you prefer, a 125 square mile ranch for the same!!!!! Who are you kidding??
Living in a complete Fantasy World award??
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