and when you go to each others homes to continue your fanatical shitfaced false religion, G-d the almighty, who is not the same as your false god "allah", will make your homes cry out "oh servant of the LORD, there is a muslim here!" and deliver you unto our hands, where you will be KILLED MOST HORRIBLY for BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE ONE TRUE G-D!! REMEMBER!
I TRACE MY BLOODLINE BACK 3200 YEARS ALREADY!! WE ARE YOUR MASTERS! REMEMBER YOUR PLACE, OR G-D WILL KILL YOU THROUGH HIS TRUE FOLLOWERS!
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Riiight. The True Followers of God (a new product from True Christian, Inc.) will skip the commandment against murder to put those "fanatical shitfaced false religion" following mulsims in their place. I guess, only a True Follower (tm) is allowed to murder. Maybe they can work on the Sabbath, too.
"G-d the almighty, who is not the same as your false god 'allah', will make your homes cry out 'oh servant of the LORD, there is a muslim here!'"
Oh yeah, that's a neat trick. G-d knows magic mouth . Whoopdee. :rolleyes:
Run for your lives, it's an Internet Tough Guy! He'll sit and rant about killing you over the Internet all day, and by god, nobody can stop him!
What with this retard spelling God "G-d".
Are you afraid you're using his name in vain? God is a title, by the way. His name is Yahweh, or Jehovah.
Get a clue, moron.
Why do I suddenly see someone shouting this in German?
Oh, wait, because if you replace "Muslim" with "Jew", that happened.
Just a question, have you read about the Crusaders?, I think that God was not particularly attentive to them when they said the same to the same muslims?, So much that they didn´t recover the holy land.. Just to tell you, Allah means God and if you bother reading the Koran, you´ll see that most of their theology has to do with Christianity and Judaism. It´s the same, sorry. And I find a waste of time to use his followers, if he is supposedly able to use brim and stone.
The funny thing is I've heard something remarkably similar before.
Some muslim spirtual leader preaching jihad, said something like "and by allah's will, the very rocks themselves will cry out "oh, muslim- there is a jew hiding behind me. Please kill him".
Either it's disturbing parrellism in the fundimentalist sect, or quiet amusing plagerism.
Is this guy a Christian or a Jew? Or, I suppose, a Messianic Jew. If he doesn't believe Jesus is the messiah, then I don't think the award quite fits.
BigZ: If you think that's a noteworthy similarity, consider that an ancient prayer to the Aten bears an uncanny similarity to one of the Psalms! (The Aten, or sun disk, is one of ancient Egypt's many gods, and the one that the heretic pharaoh Akhenaten promoted exclusively, disregarding all the other gods -- thus inventing the first known occurrence of monotheism.) There's a world of inference that can be drawn from that!
~David D.G.
Oh, noes! They're going to be KILLED MOST HORRIBLY! I guess it would be better to be KILLED MOST PLEASANTLY, but that's only if you blaspheme against 9:00 pm curfews or wearing your skirt above your knees.
A whole 3200 years you say, [under breath] I can fix that[under breath/], wait I have a quesion. Why can't you trace your blood line to the beginning of time, that one may have been too hard, what is the name of your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand Pa.
To be fair, Jews are the ones who spell God as "G-d", otherwise, this kind of ranting I've heard before from fundie Christians as well. Either way, it's this kind of logic that makes me want to shove sticks in my ears.
Where's FanaticTemplar?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Nice haka, Orm. You are referring to the god of Abraham, no? Oy veh. Such a putz, his own mother is ashamed.
If an almighty God wanted us dead, he'd do it himself. Thus, killing for God, by your logic, just makes you murderers and blasphemers. Hope ya like it hot!
Thou Shalt Not Kill. Does that ring a bell. Oh, right, the Big Bully has the right to kill at random...
They say your god is the shitfaced false religion. What's your proof that you are right?
Allah and God is the same, you know, only in two different languages. He's also Gott, Dios, Jumala, Gud, and about a thousand other translations. As the Bible was originally in Hebrew, Greek and Latin, one of them ought to be the "correct" one. He sure as hell was not in English first. We have a saying here in Sweden: "A loved child has many names". Guess it's the same for a loved deity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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