Donald Trump may be the anti-Christ.
After his rise to the top of world political power Trump may end up serving 3 terms. After his first term millions of Christians will suddenly disappear. They will have been taken to heaven secretly by Christ before the start of the tribulation.
Then Trump will rebuild the Jewish temple in Jerusalem as part of a 7 year peace treaty between Israel and the rest of the world. Then after 3 1/2 Years Trump will go to the Jewish Temple and put a high tech statue of himself in that can speak. Trump will declare himself God and say that all people must worship him or they can't buy or sell. You all will have to get the mark of Trump. That mark is 666.
Then all the nations will have a falling out and world war 3 will start. All nations will meet for one final battle in Israel. During that battle Christ will return to put down Trump and the devil. Christ will judge the world.
If you don't know Jesus Christ then read the gospels. Find out who he is. If you're meant to be saved then you will respond to the truth. If not the light you received makes you worse off than most people in history who never had it. Bye.
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This is quite literally a text that would make most Trump haters go "dude, you're overreacting".
Also, inb4 all the smug bastards going "hurr durr libs think the same".
3 terms - I thought the trib was 7 years.
Although I'm with the Pharaoh with regards to (I expect gigantic) statues of Trump.
Don't suppose they'll look like this one though.
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Nah, I have enough REAL reasons to hate trump without equating him to some bullshit mythical figure. The good news, there is no such thing as the Antichrist and you're a retard. The bad news, Donald Trump is still president elect. A far more chilling sceanario to be sure.
Trump will declare himself God
No, that's all his followers doing that. Besides, everybody knows that Obama is the antichrist.
Well yes, I understand the desire to die (er, sorry, "be raptured") with Big T in office. So T stands for Tribulation, does it? And Israel's gonna pay for that temple wall. Right? I'm not looking forward to WWIII, but T is the guy who could do it. Except, y'know, he will be locked in Trump Tower with a nurse in attendance (his name is Bruno. Part nurse, part warden), and Pence will erect his life-size inflatable Trump doll in the Oval Office. Nobody will notice the difference.The doll can't read either.
THE Antichrist?
No. No such person exists.
"AN" antichrist?
He's a rich grifter who was literally the poster child for ostentatious excess and 80s greed, the literal living incarnation of Gordon-fucking Gekko, and he ran on a platform of hatred, bigotry and "Fuck you, I got mine." What the fucking hell do YOU think?
I mean, they literally based alternate-future Biff Tannen's character in Back to the Future 2 on this guy.
> I'm suprised this is here, after all the "literally Hitler" stuff.
It's proof that the fundie nuts are basically impossible to satisfy. Even if they get what they say they want, they basically equate success to evil. It's not as transparent as the "Trump is a crypto-Jew because The Jews don't let anyone else succeed" guy over in RSTDT, but it's pretty close.
I'm pretty sure every US president since I was born has been called the Antichrist at some point or another.
Seriously, just about any influential leader in the news and they will call him/her the Antichrist.
@ Thinking Allowed
Wait, doesn't your book say that the anti-christ comes from the Middle East?
Is there any mention of anything besides the middle east in that book?
They thought a little patch of sand along their local river was the whole world.
The orange one is not the anti-christ, just another garden variety asshole.
It would make me very happy to read a headline containing the words "Trump", Airplane Crash", "Entire Family & Cabinet" & "Unspecified Cause".
@ Mister Spak- Perhaps, but I was factoring in that moron as part of his cabinet.
The whole lot of them would be best used as biofuel.
After his rise to the top of world political power Trump may end up serving 3 terms.
That's what they said about Clinton, Bush, and Obama.
Then after 3 1/2 Years Trump will go to the Jewish Temple and put a high tech statue of himself in that can speak.
And the Israeli Jews are just gonna allow him to do that why...?
All nations will meet for one final battle in Israel.
Why? What strategic and/or tactical sense does that make?
If not the light you received makes you worse off than most people in history who never had it.
So your god punishes people for things that were never technically their fault in the first place? That's terribly dickish of him.
>>>>"Trump will [...] put a high tech statue of himself in that can speak. Trump will declare himself God and say that all people must worship him or they can't buy or sell. You all will have to get the mark of Trump."
This part sounds crepily plausible.<<<
And here we have Pharaoh and his liberal wet dream of domination.
*shakes head*
Oh great that's what we needed, a rightist cuck useful idiot for Hillary. As if we didn't get that enough with Romney and the Bushes which actually had influence, I'm sure many people (potential Trump voters) stayed home because Romney and Bushes stayed home.
Luckily she lost LOL. Feel the burp.
Ah great, just what we need: a Turkish Jewish Nazi and a nameless coward. We need retards who support another retard who is giving amnesty to millions of Mexican illegals despite his election campaign promises to point and laugh at.
Feel the hypocrisy acid reflux, retards. Fortunately you lose, LOL.
Are the last 4 comments here the same idiot talking to himself? As if I needed more proof that Stormtrumpers are mentally ill.
It may be unfair, but I consider anyone who uses "text speak" while trying to make a valid point to be nothing but a complete fucking moron who is to be immediately mocked & dismissed.
LOL=AOL user stuck in 1998 & as slow as a '98 dial up modem.
@ Pharaoh- I can get behind that. Generally, I don't feed trolls. Most of them are either drive bys, or just too stupid to bother engaging. Unless of course, I'm feeling particularly nasty.
I just find it funny that the last 4 comments all seem the same, so it's either a talentless troll, or someone with MPD.
Confused?
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