The coming of Christ is sooner than you think! God is sending more than two people to let EVERYONE know that HIS coming is soon, so I pray your house is in order when HE comes.
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yeah, I was just going to say that, Nightson. You should see our new kitchen reno. I'm not saying it's divine, but...
Almost 2 thousand years and the deluded are still shouting "Jesus is coming soon." Big whup.
This apparently is the same Jesus that once told a parable about a man who went to hell, and upon seeing his plight asked if a messenger from Heaven could go warn his brothers of the reality of the afterlife (apparently hell isn't so far from heaven, or they have a wicked T1 line). He was told no, because the people wouldn't believe the signs and message. The man said yes they would, even just one messenger, and was reminded that his family had the all the prophets in history to listen to, and if they couldn't hear them they wouldn't hear anything.
Jesus is coming! It'll be any day now! After all, he's been coming for the last 700,000 days, roughly, so it's got to be any day now!
About Jesus cumming all the time, well, if you were a deity, wouldn't you make sure you were getting laid all the time?
After 2000 years of door banging, bible thumping, and Jesuschristing and two thirds of the world's population have never even heard of him, let alone give a shit - at long last the whole committee is coming to finally advertise this "most important message" from Gawd himself. Only another 2000 years, then, and maybe most of the world will get a clue.
But I'd bet the same ratio won't give a shit.
Yeah if it happens at all it will be "sooner then I think" because I think the second coming will never happen.
Anyway lets look at something, people have been saying Christ's second coming is "Right around the corner" for two thousand years not. If the Earth is young say six thousand years old then people have been waiting for one third of Earth's life time for something that's suppose to be "right around the corner." That does not seem right if you ask me.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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