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Why Are Aliens Even Interested In Earth?

The only reasons I know to consider are:

1.) The Earth in its Goldilocks Zone is a respite from the otherwise hostile environment in most of the Universe. And, Yes, There are other such planets.

2.) For whatever reason, Earth has various mineral resources for them to take.

3.) The Earth has tastey animals and Humans to eat.

4.) The souls and life substances of humans and animals is of value to at least some aliens. They need our energies, bodies, and blood.

5.) The Earth is a laboratory for experimentation and culturing of new DNA genotypes.

6.) The aliens have been here far longer than humans, so they own the Earth.

7.) The aliens are from the Future, and are trying to meddle with their history.

8.) The Earth is a battleground for Good and Evil to use for their purposes.

9.) The Earth is a matrix operation within a game type simulation.

10.) The Earth is owned by an absentee landlord(s), whose undisclosed purposes are being subverted by beings not within His/Their realm.

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