Considering that women will be a minority in Paradise, I say men are intelligent because they are better at distinguishing the right from wrong.
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Maybe in your paradise. I'd rather have two girls to every guy in mine.
Ok seriously, your God is a bigot. And besides, why would you want a female minority anyway? So you coul play footsie with your friends?
Satan has created a big lie called "FEMINISM" and ladies took this lie hook, line, and sinker. What used to be nice christian ladies are now a collection of whores (they even refer to themselves as ho's and bitches!). They run around having jobs, independence, sex outside of marriage, driving, wearing pants, dancing, and all sorts of other Satan-sanctioned activities.
Because of the reasons outlined above, I have to agree with the original post. Most woman today just aren't going to make it into heaven. And even more unfortunate, woman are more moist than men - so they will unfortunately burn slower and more painfully.
I don't know where did you get the idea that women will be a minority in paradise. If only Christians, according to you, are going to heaven, women happen to be more observant than men.
Islam is even more hilarious. Well, however, it would be shocking to you that, on average, muslim women are more observant than men.
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Islam is even more hilarious. Well, however, it would be shocking to you that, on average, muslim women are more observant than men.
God is unjust.
@TehFundie
women will be a minority in Paradise
THERE IS NO PARADISE!!!
W-wait, where is that from?
...I be cutting more people?
How could it possibly be paradise without any women around? That's kinda like a bunch of guys sitting around watching porn.
also Big Dicking Licker wrote: "women are more moist than men". While the way you said that was hilarious, I'm guessing that you are going more by what you learned in penthouse, rather than actual experience.
"While the way you said that was hilarious, I'm guessing that you are going more by what you learned in penthouse, rather than actual experience."
Yes, because sexual conquest and womanizing is the only measure of the male in our species.
Don't worry Gothika. I don't want in on your "paradise". Me and the other women will be down in hell, partying with Satan.
Have fun deciding "right" from "wrong" with all the fellas *wink wink*.
So, those forty (or something) virgins are all gay ??!!!!11!!onety-one!
This might be bad news for all the suicide bombers.. unless of course.. *ahem*
I say men are intelligent because they are better at distinguishing the right from wrong.
Then why are 80+ percent of murders in America comitted by men? I suppose killing someone doesn't make god angry like wearing hotpants does, but come on, men are hardly angels!
God read your post, and boy is she pissed.
@Allah
They never really do specify the gender of said virgins...
I say men are intelligent because they are better at distinguishing the right from wrong.
Is that why Muslim fundies claim it's okay to abuse women, keep them as virtual slaves and mutilate their genitals? :)
So, it's paradise, but even this real world is better. So, Paradise is worse than the mortal world and its earthly fetters? Well, then I guess it's a good thing I'm going to Hell, isn't it?
yeah, and they'll have to cook and clean up after themselves, too. Are you sure you want that "paradise", gothika?
Previously, some fundie mentioned there'd be no booze in paradise. There'll be almost no women there either? I'd rather be in the lake of fire with Mae West and a nice glass of White Russian then, really.
"What used to be nice christian ladies [...] run around having jobs, independence, sex outside of marriage, driving, wearing pants, dancing, and all sorts of other Satan-sanctioned activities."
In other words behaving just like men. The HORROR!!! If these are Satan-sanctioned activities, then there will be an overwhelming majority of women, as men has behaved like this for millenias, and women has just started.
Oh, and it's one woman, two women, m'kay.
That whole thread gets worse from there.
He gets the "women will be a minority in paradise" from a hadith that says women will be the majority in hell. Isn't that nice?
So that's why there are so many more women's prisons than men's prisons.
Have fun at your everlasting gay fest, gothika.
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