<<<I'm sorry, but a man who likes to knit sweaters, wear pink, watch sappy movies all day long, paints his toenails, carries a purse, likes fluffy animals and hates action movies... the guy is a mere shadow of a Neandertal.>>>
There, I fixed it. But seriously:
<<<I'm sorry, ladies, but there is more to being a man than having a rod.>>>
Well, technically, it's the Y chromosome. But that's all there is to it. Seriously, Jedi. Anyway, the dull thud you will soon hear, the throbbing pain in your head, and the blurred vision will be the result of me smacking you with a science textbook. It's high-school level only, so if you didn't drop out, you'll be able to read it. I wouldn't trust you with my college textbooks anyway. You're probably too much of a "real man" to know how to read polysyllabic words. Just look at the book and tell me if it has anything to say about taste in movies when it comes to determining gender. Or just read this post: The Y chromosome is pretty much it. (If there's anything else, sane people are free to correct me.)
<<<Tell me, ladies, what do you desire in a man? Is there anything masculine at all or is the only reason you're choosing to date a man over a woman because of the y chromosome they carry and the biblical commands that follow?>>>
Are you a woman, Jedi? If the answer is no, you have a right and obligation to shut up. Anyway, since you're obviously a "real man," I'll explain it more. First up, I know you have difficulty understanding that there are sometimes more than two answers to a question. For example, women as a group are not "seeking" anything. See, women are people to, but women and feminine men tend to think, whereas "real men" mainly rely on instinct and brute force. As a result, women are individuals, and do not all want the same thing, as one category. It's very different from "real men" who all want food, beer, and sex, with little else to get in the way. Of course, that's not all; read slowly, Jedi, so your brain doesn't burn out. Here's the thing: Wanting a masculine man and wanting any man so as to satisfy some religious nonsense are both options, but are far from the only ones. I'll pause a little while, so you can try and grasp the "not everything is a dichotomy" idea.
I know that shutting up will be hard for you. Based on how fast your mouth is flapping, the friction caused by trying to stop will raise the temperature of your mouth by several hundred degrees, and it doesn't help that the temperature is already abnormally high, due to the vast amount of hot air that you're spewing. It shouldn't matter, though. You're a real man, and real men actually enjoy subjecting themselves to unnecessary pain. Either you're all a bunch of crazed masochists, or you merely have a deep psychological need to "prove your strength." Nonetheless, you'll enjoy it.
<<<If men were lions, these women would clip their claws, inject them with estrogen, and put them on a leash.>>>
What the bloody hell are you talking about, mate? Maybe you humans are different, but MY lionesses never even asked me to shave my mane! Shetana likes it! And look, mate, everyone in my pride always keeps their claws trimmed and sharp. It's just good hygiene.
**Note from Maronan's creator: Maronan is a primary character in a story I told to my sister some time ago, and yes, he is a lion. He's also supposed to be from Australia. (Third-generation colonial.) He was a primary character mainly because I liked doing his accent. That's why I picked this username. All rights reserved, no wrongs reserved, part of this complete breakfast, blah, blah, blah.
To conclude this rather lengthy post, I have obtained a copy of Acme Translator, and this post will include this service to help real men read this post.
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Machine translations are imperfect. Single-tired-person translations may be equally flawed. English to Real Man translator now engaged.
Translation:
<<<MEN WHO WEAR PINK NOT REAL MEN!>>>
ME FIX! NOW:
<<<MORE TO MAN THAN ROD!>>>
IS Y THING! THAT ALL! JEDI! ME HIT YOU IN HEAD! IS HIGH! NO DROP OUT! ME NO LIKE YOU! YOU REAL MAN! NO BIG WORD! LOOK IN BOOK AND SEE SHOW FOR SEX! LOOK! JUST Y THING! (YOU SAY WRONG.)
<<<WHAT GIRL WANT MAN! YOU WANT REAL MAN OR JUST SEX!>>>
JEDI NOT GIRL! NO! SHUT UP! JEDI REAL MAN! IS HARD! MORE THAN ONE CHOICE! GIRL GROUP NOT WANT! GIRL LIKE MAN! REAL MAN LIKE PUNCH! GIRL JUST GIRL! NOT WANT! NOT IS REAL MAN! REAL MAN WANT BEER FOOD SEX! MORE! LOOK SLOW! GIRL WANT REAL MAN AND PRAISE GOD AND MORE! ME STOP! MORE THAN TWO WANTS!
SHUT UP HARD! HOT AND HOT AIR! NOT BAD! YOU REAL MAN! REAL MAN LIKE PAIN AND STRENGTH! IS GOOD!
<<<MEN ARE LIONS AND GIRL CLIP CLAWS!>>>
WHAT YOU SAY! MAN NOT LIKE LION! GIRL LION LIKE MANE! ALL CLIP CLAWS! LOOK GOOD!
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Oh, and sorry for the shameless stereotyping, but I think this is the kind of "real man" that Jedi has in mind. Also, a big thanks to Acme Translator.