Liberals won't be happy til we are buttfucking each other in the streets while receiving free govt money and killing newborns with machetes.
That, or else cheering it on because it is beautiful and wonderful to desecrate all that is good and holy.
Truth.
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We're not forcing you to have buttsex and abort, dummy!
Don't want an abortion? Don't get one!
Don't like anal? Don't do it!
IDIOTS!
killing newborns with machetes
Personally, I prefer a chainsaw. With a dull, rusty chain.
I prefer a good, old fashioned meat cleaver, myself, for the close in work,forcing any such thing on them, but I admit, I won't be happy
@checkmate
That's horrible! How can you joke about something like that?
I like two of those ideas. And as my man Meatloaf said, two outta three ain't bad. I think I'll go listen to that now, actually. Been a while. I'll even jack it to some gay porn while I do so. Just for you~.
Can I just get the first two, or is this all-or-nothing? Because machetes, I mean, they're just not me, man.
@checkmate :
That's just wrong. If the chain gets rusty it might break, possibly injuring you or bystanders. Always keep your tools in good maintenance.
@Swede :
If you're a young Catholic, and you're not supposed to be having sex at all, is it really more of a problem if it's gay than if it's straight? (I'd be inclined to say no, but then, it's apparently less of a problem to do it from behind than the traditional way so what do I know?)
@Pharaoh Bastethotep: The far right is obsessed with sex to a degree that would put the dirtiest, most licentious libertine to shame.
The thing is, they're obsessed with it in a completely negative way. To wit, they're continually preoccupied with purity--their own and those of other people--and they fetishize that purity for its own sake.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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