U speak like this roasting you in fire will be sprung upon you. YOU HAVE UR WHOLE LIFE to do what this God of Love has asked of you and then on the last day you want to cry like you did not know!!!
Yes you will roast in fire because this God of Love has given you free will to choose ur actions and do as you please but He has also shown you the right way to go but you choose not to, for the entirety of ur life until ur last breadth, what u get at the end you deserve!!!
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God loves you and gave you a free will, yet, if you don't do what he wants you to do, you burn for eternity. It seems Natasha is using definitions of 'love' and 'free will' that I am not aware of...
U speak like this roasting you in fire will be sprung upon you. YOU HAVE UR WHOLE LIFE to do what Allah has asked of you and then on the last day you want to cry like you did not know!!!
Yes you will roast in fire because Allah has given you free will to choose ur actions and do as you please but He has also shown you the right way to go but you choose not to, for the entirety of ur life until ur last breadth, what u get at the end you deserve!!!
Fixed.
Um, excuse me, as a Reformed Banjoist, I know that Banjo the Clown God will not be sending me to hell, instead I shall play and dance at his court with all other loyal Pastafarians.
@Mister Spak:
There are lots of other gods to replace 'God' with. Shiva, Ganesh, Krishna, Zeus, Ares, Hera, flying spaghetti monster, invisible pink unicorn, etc...
Sorry, but no matter how emotional you get, it doesn't make any fucking sense. If he gives you free will to(the only thing you have to do, apparently)is accept him as Lord and Saviour, but you were born at a time when no Christian missionary was present, or they didn't present your message ok, or you were born before Jesus was born or.............well, imagine the possibilities, sorry, that's not free will. YOu can't have it both ways.
you will roast in fire because this God of Love
Does anyone else see a contradiction here?
Dinomancer: Order of the Stick rules!
@Imroy - I think he chose Allah because if you rewrote the statement that way and showed it to fundies they would use it as an example of what crazy death-loving fundamentalists Muslims are. Those other gods don't produce the same effect.
See the problem here is that unless you believe in Natasha's particular "True" branch of Christianity you get hosed by her God of Love anyhow. If she's right, heaven is a boring, empty place where all you can do is attend bible studies, tent revivals and social events with only your own sex. Yeah, sign me up for some of that.
@Mister Spak:
"We're nothing like them terr'ists! Now worship my god or you'll burn in hell. My holy book says so."
If the Christian God, or any god, is so fucking powerful, why doesn't he, she or it pick up the phone once in a while? Would it kill him? I mean, I guess we could call, but who wants to be a burden.
Fucking Fundie Fools!
Ok I have to ask..
When I am roasting in a fire..Will I smell Delicious?
And will it be chicken delicious, lamb delicious, Pork or what?
Who? Eros, the God of Love would do this? I don't think so.
Sounds more like the work of Erida, the goddess os Hate to me.
You know this exactly how? Has Gawd personally told you this? If not, it's hearsay. Even if you read it in your bible, it's still only hearsay. There is no evidence that the bible is anything other than what was written by man.
So get off my case you self-righteous cow.
@Imroy
you will roast in fire because this God of Love
Does anyone else see a contradiction here?
Dinomancer: Order of the Stick rules!
So much has god loved the world (and its creatures) that he ordered his chosen ones (the tribes of Israel) on several occasions to destroy other tribes, on some occasion even orderineg every< man, woman and child slain (with even the cattle not to be spared)
Gods love is a simple one:
Natasha, you have a very peculiar definition of "freedom."
What you basically said is:
"You have freedom to either support or oppose the glorious leader. However, if you choose to oppose him, you will be punished severely."
With your reasoning "skills," you sound like a character from an Orwellian novel.
Funny thing is, you WHOLE LIFE consists of roughly 80 years, if you are lucky, where the time we will apparently be burning in hell is, well, eternity. Yet God loves us all. Isn't He is fair and wise?
Doctor Whom wrote:
"Then explain those verses about predestination and vessels of wrath or the one where God sends people a strong delusion so that He can damn them." The answer is so simple and obvious, I don't know why so many Fundies shy away from it:
God doesn't "want all of his children" to enter Heaven!
I mean, look at Matthew 7:13, for crying out loud. God WANTS to make it hard to get into Heaven, on purpose.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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