humans are made in Gods image and humans have authority over all animals. (no other animal is made in God's image)
That makes humans non-animals. See?...Read Genesis sometime -- it's much more reliable than a dictionary.
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That's a shame that God is like *this*, considering some animals own us, some are prettier than us, and some have outlived us for millions of years.
But we're so much more special than them.
Supersport, a tiger eats all sort of herbibores which, in turn, eat grass. A king or a president rules over his subdites or citizens for the well-fare of society. See?, we´re not kings and herbibores are not carnivores. And here your argument debunks.
I sure hope you don't mean my cousin Roy, because he is one ugly motherfucker, and I would hate to think that god was that ugly. Now aunt Sissy, she's hot and I would surely like to think god looked like that. I'd do her.
I insist, dear. If we eat, reproduce and are born and die, we´re animals. Just to show the absurd of your analogy. The president of USA or a CEO have certain authority and responsabilities over a certain type of people, as we all know. Are they in a different biological level, different from their subordinates?
I remember being 5 and asking my mom about this... I had learned humans were mammals, so I reasoned (correctly) we, too, are animals. She's fairly fundy herself, so she kept trying to convince me that, though it was true we were mammals, we were not animals. I was quite confused...
~Jerod T.
Read past Genesis sometime.
Eccl. 3:18: I said in mine heart concerning the estate of the sons of men, that God might manifest them, and that they might see that they themselves are beasts.
Pwned by your own holy book.
That makes Women 'animals' or 'inhuman' too, although most of us have developed social understandings advanced enough to determine that that certainly isn't true, well unless they're in the right mood.
Oh and by the way, God told me to let you know you're to sacrifice yourself.
I suggest a spoon to the eye ball. Ram it on up there, you'll be fine.
No, but thanks for playing.
I would never rely on something that can't be revised or updated as new evidence surface and new discoveries are made.
Is that parentheis really in the Bible? Don't think so. If you have to explain it, can it really be that good? And as you say "no OTHER animal", it seems like you think humans ARE part of the animal kingdom.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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