“I can't even comprehend how people have kids”
Well, the mommy not-incel loves a daddy not-incel and they have the opposite of an incel’s life and then there’s a kid. Sometimes they do this more than once.
“I've never seen a married woman NOT treat her husband like shit.”
I suspect your threshold for ‘like shit’ is a lot lower than your expectations for how often your wife needs to give you a blowjob. It’s possible you judge ’that’s like shit!’ while the people actually involved are pretty sure they’re doing alright.
“Every single married woman I've seen talked down to her husband.”
One time, my wife corrected me on something, and I tried saying, “Don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot! I’m not an idiot!”
She had a ready list of counter-examples.
“You want to have kids with that?”
Why, yes.
“(probably isn't the one getting her pregnant anyway)”
You just cannot comprehend anyone who isn’t you, can you?
And what do I matter if i am or am not the one getting her pregnant? In order for her to convince me it’s my kid, she’s got have sex with me at least as often as she has sex with Lars, so that the dates will match up when the doctor says ’You’re X weeks along.’ WOuldn’t want that to be the month i spent underway on a submarine, would we?
And the kid will know my music, my anecdotes, my rules, my moral code, my position on drawing to an inside straight, and why i wanted to kick my father in the teeth that one time. They’re my kids in every way that matters and if they’re not biologically mine, I doubt it’ll ever come up.
Just be infertile, doofus. It’s about all you can handle.
