Is Trump An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
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I agree that angels were originally described as "incomprehensible beings" rather than beautiful, winged humans. But, come on, even those angels aren't that inhuman.
Also, damnit. Malingspann beat me to it.
Still, if Trump really is an angel, I'd like to see him try to, well, trump the Doom Slayer's feats. Bet Trump can't even beat a single Imp, let alone the Cyberdemon. No, Trump seems more like a discount Mancubus to me. Well, in appearance and behavior at least. Certainly not in power.
>Is Trump An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
Is George H.W. Bush An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
Is Ronald Reagan An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
Is Richard Nixon An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
Is Harry Truman An ANGEL Sent By God To RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
I can keep going.
No. He's an arsehole and not in the least bit statesmanlike. You should be ashamed of having such a fuckwit in charge of any country. Even KJU has more fucking decorum.
Also, Doom is a great game. Especially with the Brutal mod.
No. Nonono. N. O. Into a metaphorical hell, perhaps, but I can't imagine that any god would use such a wretched buffoon, an all-around nasty con man, toward any good purpose.
Just imagine the final stage in id Software's most recent id eration of their legendary franchise; this id Tech 6-based Sci-Fi slaughterfest.
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Donald Fart is the Spider Mastermind given an Argent Energy-based lobotomy via the BFG-9000, wielded by the DOOM Marine. >:D
...RESCUE US FROM DOOM?
The game or the movie?
People have been making DOOM jokes... Here's one more
Is Trump A TERRY WAD Sent To RESCUE US FROM OUR WORKING ZANDRONUM INSTALLATIONS?
Actually, better idea...
Is Trump a HOBBIT Sent By Gandalf To RESCUE US FROM MOUNT DOOM?
The only thing I can see here is that you're as big of an idiot as the Orange Orc is. Considering what a flaming dumbass he is, that's no small feat.
I'd like to point out that whenever he says, does or tweets something stupid, which is all the fucking time, 75% of American citizens face palm. We face palm, sigh loudly, & roll our eyes in disgust. He's a fucking disgrace to the country, as are his supports/enablers & I can't wait to read his obituary. It's my hope that he goes down with his entire family & cabinet on the same plane.
If Trump is an angel sent by god, then God's REALLY short of angels...
Trump is everything that the Bible says you shouldn't be.
At the end of "DOOM IV", the Doom Marine has ensured that Hell is Dr. Samuel Hayden's sole property: as is it's most closely guarded secret, the Crucible: which is revealed at the end to be not just a mere artefact, but is the Crucible Hellblade : a weapon of more than infinite power. As Hell is conquered now, there's just one place left.
At Quakecon last year, not only did id Software show off gameplay scenes from the id Tech 7 -based "DOOM Eternal", they also announced the creation of a 'DOOM Universe': and from the looks of production artwork, there's scenes of what is probably Heaven . Also, in the third scene shown by id Software - on Mars' moon Phobos - we see the ultimate development of what the BFG-9000 in the previous game to be a mere handheld prototype for what the UAC ultimately created (and I suspect a reference to the main mission in "Quake II": the Strogg 'Big Gun'): the BFG-10,000 .
Who's gonna save your 'God' from the DOOM Slayer , OP...?! [/iddqd]
Quick litmus test:
I can believe that Trump saw the daughters of men and got horny. But look at Junior and Eric. Are those Heroes? Men Of Renown?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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