Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot. But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive? Which is the covert word for Communism.
America was founded on Christian values. Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.
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Progress is a bad thing now?
I love how this idiot believes that the rest of the world has been overtaken by Muslims. I also love how he doesn't seem to realize that Sharia law is better fitting with Christian values than with liberal ones...
"But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive? Which is the covert word for Communism."
Oh dear, you appear to be stuck in the McCarthy era. You're about 50 fucking years too late moron.
"America was founded on Christian values."
Yeah? Name them.
"Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law."
If you people were in charge we would be already, though you would call them Christian Values or some bullshit.
What are you talking about you loon? Virtually all the Christians I know are liberal left.
You're American, I seriously doubt you know what liberal or left actually look like.
Every evangelist who comes within 30 feet of me is guilty of encroaching upon my freedom of religion. They don't seem to be able to pick up a clue that their activities are insulting to free people. This, plus the fact that they have been totally suckered by the book of the bronze-age bogeyman, has earned them the Idiot epithet.
When the gay "come out", they have demonstrated the victory of their own self-worth over the "demons" of guilt and shame. Right on!
America was founded on humanist values. Any refutation to this is a treasonous lie.
Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot.
- Res ipsa loquitur
But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive?
- Res ipsa loquitur
Which is the covert word for Communism.
- Grammatically this is incomplete. Is it a question? Is it trying to be a statement?
America was founded on Christian values.
- Treaty of Tripoli, you ignoramus. Check Article 11.
Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.
- In fact, that would be more appropriate to the like of you, for you would apply a Christian version of the same given half a chance.
"The Soviet Union was established on Communist values. Don't like these? Go live in Nazi Germany."
Seriously, why would progressives find Sharia preferable to a secular humanist country with a heavy evangelical presence?
So was Theodore Roosevelt a Commie, then? He was Progressive candidate for president in 1912, after all. I don't think he was all that gay, either.
"Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot."
They usually are.
"But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive?"
Whut? I don't automatically label gays as progressive. Gay people might tend towards progressive societies because progressive societies are more tolerant of them, but I bet if you fucktards on the right weren't so full of hate, you would see gays spread out right across the political spectrum.
Which is the covert word for Communism.
HAHAHAHAHAHA moron. Do you have any idea what Communism is other than your favourite dirty word?
America was founded on Christian values.
I have been to America. Once. For a week. And I didn't see much. So why is it that I know so much more about America than you do? You fail as a citizen.
Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.
False dichotomy. It sounds more like "Don't like these? Well I suppose we'll let you have the next best thing in our eyes" than "Oh, you think you've got it so bad." Muppet. Why not say "Go live in Sweden", which would be far more appealing to the liberal left? Perhaps because your knowledge outside of your borders (and, as we've already established, also within your borders) is pretty fundamentally fucking poor.
1. Because usually evangelicals tend to work against progressiveness. They are agents opposed to changed, bent on making sure everyone lives in accordance with your barbaric laws.
2. The Cold War is over.
3. The only difference between Sharia Law and Bible Law is that harshness with which Sharia Law is enforced these days. Since Sharia law denies equal rights to women, punishes homosexuality with death, and follows the vindictive, vengeance filled crime and law system that Moses favored, you guys would love it.
So, progressive is 'communism', you are the opposite of communism - does that make you backward?
I think we all know the answer to this is yes, yes you are.
Go live under Sharia law.
What's the difference between Sharia law and what the fundie Christians would like to see in America? Sharia is taken from the Old Testament of the same Bible used by the Christians - you know, where it says gays should be stoned to death.
Remember, the left wants to impose sharia law, which means women and gays get freedoms, and Grecian Formula is available to all!
Wait, what? What does being gay have to do with being a liberal? Or being a Communist?
And America wasn't founded on "Christian values." It was founded on Hobbes and Locke's philosophical ideals. Look up "Age of Enlightenment", you cosmically retarded twit. Maybe you'll actually learn something about your own country.
"Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law."
I love the scent of burning strawmen in the morning.
[Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot.]
I only call people an idiot if they've earned the title. People such as yourself, for example.
[But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive? Which is the covert word for Communism.]
Progressive /= Communist. You'd be well served to learn the difference.
[America was founded on Christian values.]
Then why doesn't it say as much in the Constitution? Why do we have the Treaty of Tripoli?
[Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.]
False dichotomy.
Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot.
Because it usually is a prelude to them trying to institute Sharia...erm...sorry, Biblical morality into law. (See? you twits can march out the "accidental" Muslim smears, so can I.
But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive?
Because schmucks like you take it upon themselves to destroy them for being a vile evil GHEY who's out to eat their fetuses and turn your godly wives into lesbians. In an environment it takes balls like fucking CHURCH BELLS to come out.
Which is the covert word for Communism.
Pssst. You missed McCarthyism by about 40 years. The Witch-Hunt code word is "terrorist" now.
America was founded on Christian values. Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law.
No, see, we're FIGHTING the country becoming a pseudo-Theocracy. You guys are the ones trying to follow the footsteps of the goddamn Taliban.
To accept ones sexuality is progressive, to deny reality is idiotic.
MS: If you want a good counter argument to Tripoli: 1783 Treaty of Paris works just fine. Of course the argument against any treaties thrown into an argument about the foundation of the US is: treaties are middle ground documents made to establish good relations. Treaties are not constitutions. The Constitution is not a Christian document nor is it based on Christianity.
To say Tripoli, article 11, didn't exist is ridiculous. Someone wrote it and someone inserted it. When and why are being debated. To say Tripoli never existed, well that would be denying reality.
PS. McCarthy is dead.
@MessianicServant: "Tripoli does not exist and therefore the United States cannot form a treaty with Tripoli. "
I guess the Marines are going to have to change their song ("From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of ..."). You're just kidding, right?
"America was founded on Christian values. Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law."
Under Sharia law, people are beheaded for apostasy.
Under Christian law, people are burned at the stake for heresy.
I don't see a hell of a lot of difference.
Tripoli doesn't exist?
Look, if you want, you can argue against the Treaty of Tripoli. And if you'd really like, you can even take cheap potshots at its validity. But don't insult my fucking intelligence with this asinine bullshit. Tripoli doesn't exist.... Where do you dumbfucks come from?
(John)
"I guess the Marines are going to have to change their song ("From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of ..."). You're just kidding, right?"
Unfortunately, he's not. I, among others, have already called MessianicServant out regarding that very same bullshit statement once before. He may or may not remember that, but I don't think that matters to him, because anyone who disagrees with him is obviously wrong, no matter how clearly reality dictates otherwise.
By the way, MessianicServant, what happened to your smear campaign? You know, your small army of Christian friends who will repeatedly one-rate all our posts on general principle? I guess the smell of that particular piece of bullshit got too obvious even for you, huh? *smirk* Jackass.
@ Messianic Servant
And the Capital of Libya is.....?
And the US bombed Kaddhafi where....?
You've just shown us all what an ignoramus you are!
What is it about fundie Americans that so many seem unaware of the world beyond their own borders?
America is an "American Nation"..not a "Christian Nation".
If you dont like me saying that, then come here and try to forcefully remove me..
*click click*
..and my 12 guage 2nd amendment.
/Why is it that when a person is an evangelical the liberal left labels them as an idiot./
Because evangelicals often cling to and try to spread idiotic beliefs. Not all evangelicals are idiots, but many of them are, and unfortunately, that is the image that has been presented.
/But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive?/
They're not labeled as progressive, they're labeled as being honest and brave, because coming out is still a risky thing to do in this country, sadly enough.
/Which is the covert word for Communism./
And thus Theodore Roosevelt and Joseph McCarthy roll over in their graves.
/America was founded on Christian values. Don't like these? Go live under Sharia law./
Correction: America was founded on the Constitution and secular ideals. Don't like these? Then YOU go live under Sharia law, you ignorant moron.
[But when someone comes out of the closet as a gay -they are a progressive?]
Becasue gays get a lot of hate. Christians may get a little bit, but not near as much.
[America was founded on Christian values.]
Read article 11 of the Treaty of Tripoli, and then come back and say that.
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