Salvation is so simple that most people miss it!!!
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So simple. All you have to do is close your eyes and ears, say the magic words, and disavow all that you have learned in the decades since you left school. This requires a good deal of lying to oneself, but remember, it's all in a good cause.
That's lovely, Davey. It sounds like Matthew 7:14.
Dingbat, you're a long way out from that strait and narrow way.
Sali vation is so simple it comes easily to the drooling herp-a-derp-derp moron that is Davey-boy.
Meanwhile, adults are too busy being intelligent to have the lobotomy required to be like you David J. Simple ton.
Salvation is so simple
Really? Do works get you saved or not? Unless you and your entire religion finally make up your damn mind, it's not simple at all.
Also, if it's so simple, why did god have to go through such an incredibly convoluted scheme to set it up?
It's so easy a caveman can do it.
Or absent a caveman, someone with similar thought patterns like David J. Stewart.
Seriously, salvation is pretty simple, you just have to figure out which church out of the thousands of different denominational Christian churches out there is the right one, and follow their beliefs.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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