People don't have to fast to be good Christians. They just have to love the Lord and not be gay. You don't anger God with your gayness, God just wants you to come to him and leave behind the anal pleasures. Just marry a female and you can have all the anal sex you want.
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...You'd better be meaning that the woman can do the ass play on the man, tisaacsom 'cause not all us girls are so willing to take it back there - at the very least, not 'all you want'. Guys are designed for it better - at least they have a freaking prostate.
"They just have to love the Lord and not be gay."
I swear, your god must be one of those in denial closet gays that rant on open gays for their own insecurities.
"Just marry a female and you can have all the anal sex you want."
Just marry a female and you can have all the anal sex you want.
-I think we both know that's not the case. God hates sex, remember?
A great quote on that thread.
jebus4mankidz
"Sodomites equated themselves with beasts when in emergency wards Doctors have extract? turtles and rodents out from their rectums after these good green-peace vegans had a little beastly fun."
@Deep Search: When all you want, is to get it up the rear, but gawd says nononono, it is really hard to think about something else. It becomes an issue that saturates your life and everything will be related to the act itself. The massive hatred for gay people is really a hatred for oneself and ones own desires.
"They just have to love the Lord and not be gay. You don't anger God with your gayness, God just wants you to come to him and leave behind the anal pleasures. Just marry a female and you can have all the anal sex you want."
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Tell me about your mother.
Again with the buttsecks obsession. And apparently he fails to take into account what if she doesn't like anal? Oh, that's right, just rape her. She's your wife after all, so it's her duty to put up with you.
"anal pleasures"?
This HAS to be a POE.
I must have missed the part where they threw out The Ten Commandments in favor of The Two Commandments:
Seriously, though, definitely a joke. No fundie would ever say "have all the anal sex you want"
So a child-molesting, serial killing rapist will get into heaven with no problems (assuming he also loves God), but a gay, Christian volunteer worker who finds the cure for cancer will go to hell?
Dare I ask why you love someone who allegedly sets up this kind of situation?
Except it's still sodomy, honey. Anything other than face to face, missionary sex is sodomy. You guys tend to overlook that fact when you hurl that charming phrase "sodomite" around.
And how does who I fuck...or who fucks me for that matter affect God at all? Not to mention, if God hates homosexuality so, why does it even exist? Surely he wouldn't allow it, and allow it to rest so deeply in a person that fighting it just causes serious psychological harm (wanna argue that? Look at the Ex-Gay suicide statistics)?
Well, my not so very popular standpoint on this is: I dislike anal sex in general. I mean, I won't stop you... but I have my opinion. Sorry if my mental attitude changes your physical reality accordingly. Wanna prohibit me from having an opinion? No, right?
"They just have to love the Lord and not be gay."
So that's...
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