We have this prophecy we call Armageddon. The last prophecy to be fulfilled before that was the creation of Israel in 1948. The USA is prominently absent from the story, so we are waiting to see the country collapse and become helpless. That appears to be right on schedule. The sexual perverts are taking over, just as Jesus said they would. Jesus said it's going to be worse than anything ever before.
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No, Jesus never said a word against homosexuality.
He did have a number of things to say about false witness though.
We have this prophecy we call Ragnarök...
And, once again, Jesus said what now??
The USA is prominently absent from the story, so we are waiting to see the country collapse and become helpless.
You do know that there are quite a few countries on this planet that are not mentioned in the bible, don’t you? By your logic every one of these would have to collapse and (more importantly) stay collapsed, until all these countries would be gone.
Somehow I see a flaw in that prophecy.
(And isn’t Armageddon the name of a place, and not of the prophecy itself?)
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This is what you call a self-fulfilling prophecy. The only reason Israel became a country in 1948 was because the bible said it would happen so it was decided to give Jews a homeland in Palestine in order to fulfill that "prophecy."
And the world has been in turmoil ever since.
Good luck on waiting for the country to be destroyed by homosexuality. I'm guessing it will be a long wait, and your grandchildren will be telling their children that they're living in the end times, and with any luck my great grandchildren will be laughing at the stupid things they say on whatever form the internet has taken then.
Ah, so THAT'S why the US isn't mentioned anywhere in the Bible. And here I thought it was because it was in a far-off land the Hebrews couldn't even fathom existing and in a distant time that they never thought we'd reach (what with the world supposedly ending before the last disciple died). Silly me. So, when do we start using horses and swords instead of tanks and guns?
"The sexual perverts are taking over, just as Jesus said they would."
Oh, they aren't taking over, the rest of us are doing something about those pedophile priests and drug addicted pastors who seek out gay prostitutes. Soon the Christians lose their control and the rest of us can live without those perverts trying to tell people how to live.
According to Reuters last night - a newsflash on BBC News - there's hopes of Peace Talks in Syria. Especially via the Anti -Assad forces.
Either Satan's throwing some socio-political spanners into that 'schedule', certainly re. Geographically (Jordan: pro -Israel & USA; Egypt/Azerbaijan: has diplomatic relations with Israel; post-revolution Libya: wants diplomatic relations with Israel [/Arab Spring]. Saudi Arabia/UAE/Oman: diplomatic relations with the pro -Israel USA), or your 'prophecy' is fucked .
Frankly, manga artist/writer Kosuke Fujishima is an infinitely superior prophet, when - via his future scenario "eX-Driver" - he predicted the invention of [i]driverless[/i] cars, as per these - 'Pods' - to be introduced in Milton Keynes as soon as 2017; and Fujishima created "eX-Driver" in 200[i]2[/i].
As per mere 'Theories' (Evolution, Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Big Bang, LHC & the Higgs-Boson etc) that's the problem with Science Fiction, fundies: It has a rather nasty habit of becoming Science Fact .
Reality. She can be such a sadistic bitch when she wants to be, eh...?! >:D
...oh, and didn't you know? Honjyou Mikaze & co. - with their TSR-2s - can [i]stop[/i] Armageddon. [/Bruce Willis] X3
"The sexual perverts are taking over, just as Jesus said they would."
I doubt Cathoic priests are getting more power, Jesus spoke about them, etc
The creation of the secular State of Israel is not foretold in the Bible. That's one of the reasons ultra-orthodox Jews object to its existence. In fact, there are no modern states mentioned in the Bible. Instead of waiting for every country in the world to collapse and become helpless, why not read what Jesus actually said?
"The USA is prominently absent from the story "
If the US isn't even mentioned in your fairytale, how can there be a schedule of any sort?
Also, that would seem to preclude Jesus saying anything about it, otherwise it wouldn't be "prominently absent from the story."
@Hasan Prishtina
"The creation of the secular State of Israel is not foretold in the Bible."
I'd like DumbAZ here to point out in the Bible - which of course is sooooo precise & exact in it's prophecies - where it says that the Israeli Air Force had Gloster Meteors:
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And not forgetting in it's early years, the Supermarine Spitfire:
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...seeing as, of course, it was the British who gave them the fucking country in the first place.
Not exactly seeing, say, F-86 Sabres, or so much as P-51 Mustangs with Star of David markings. And who did North American Aviation go to, for the engine (V-12 Merlin) of it's latter fighter? Yes, that's right: Rolls-Royce. Of Britain .
'Supporting Israel', MY ARSE! [/Jim Royle]
The UK isn't mentioned in the Bible. Nor is the USA. Or Israel as we know it today , for that matter.
@Anon-e-moose
it was the British who gave them the fucking country in the first place.
Nearly right. The British didn't give the country to Israel; it belonged to the UN, but was administered by Britain. The British left at the expiry of the UN Mandate, handing the bits scheduled to go to the Jewish state in the UN partition plan to the Haganah and those scheduled to go to the Arab state to the Transjordanian Arab Legion under Glubb Pasha, the British Sir John Bagot Glubb. Then the Egyptian, Iraqi, Jordanian, Lebanese and Syrian armies invaded, and so it started to get interesting...
(The Egyptians, Iraqis, Israelis and Jordanians were all armed by the British; the Lebanese and Syrians were armed by the French)
> The sexual perverts are taking over, just as Jesus said they would.
Au contraire. The religious right is actually beginning to fall out of favour, and will soon (i.e. within a few decades) lose their grip on humanity.
Armageddon shall be a Pokémon battle!
Revelation 16:16
Then they gathered the kings together to the place that in Hebrew is called Armageddon. The seventh angel turned his cap around on his head, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, “I challenge you to a Pokémon battle!” Then there came flashes of Moonblast, Fire Blasts, Surfs, peals of Thunder and a severe Earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since mankind has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake.
@Hasan Prishtina
Quite amazing how the western world accelerated the arms race outside of their borders AND directly supplying to both sides of conflict as well.
Not to defend Al Qaeda but you can't wonder why the Arabs think we've been fucking them around too long.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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