After compiling many scriptures, this is what I think may happen
chronologically in the coming years.
1. Pope Benedictine may make a peace treaty between Syria and Jerusalem in 2007.
2. 3 1/2 years later, the Jews are going to building a Temple on the Temple Mount.
3. The Syrians are going to get Angry with the Pope for allowing the Jews that priviledge and will Destroy the Vatican.
4. Then they will go down to Jerusalem and Capture it for 3 1/2 more years.
5. Europe will attack the Syrians and the Moslem community and there will be a War.
6. The Comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko, which Rosetta will encounter in 2014, will be nocked off its Trajectory by the Landing of an American Lander will go around the SUN and come back and hit the Earth .
It will Land in the Mediterranean Sea and Destroy many nations.
And just before this happens, the Pope will flee to another country.
7. Christ will arrive and land on the Mount of Olives and take over Jerusalem.
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So, then we're just waiting for a pope Benedictine, and then Syria will declare peace with a single city?
I also like how Europe will attack the Syrians, and the "Moslem Community."
Wow, this girl should write this out in narrative form and make a bundle. She may think it's prophecy, and as such it is pretty silly -- but it might make a decent fantasy novel.
Of course, the editors will need to fix a few of the more glaring problems -- like the idea of the pope somehow imposing a treaty on Syria and Israel. Not even the fantasy crowd would believe that.
~David D.G.
"6. The Comet Churyumov-Gerasimenko, which Rosetta will encounter in 2014, "will be nocked off its Trajectory by the Landing of an American Lander will go around the SUN and come back and hit the Earth . "
Misty, could you please refer me to the book, page and chapter you found this one in?
Oh, I didn't think so. Thanks for making shit up. checks in the mail.
chao.
<< 7. Christ will arrive and land on the Mount of Olives and take over Jerusalem. >>
Does anyone else read this one and get this image? Jesus in black fatigues and body armor, leading a special-ops team as they jump out of a military helicopter a few feet off the ground, yelling, "Go! Go! Go!"
You've got to admit, it would sell tickets.
~David D.G.
My proposal.
Dear MISTY,
I would like to examine your confidence in these predictions. To this end, for every prediction that comes true, I will pay you the sum of US$1,000. For every prediction that fails to come true by the date listed, you will pay me US$1,000.
Best regards'
I glossed over this before:
1. So a city state will preside over a peace treaty between a country and a city. Perfect choice really....
3. Angry with a capital A huh. Super angry. Uh oh. Is a priviledge a toilet on a ledge? Super angry leads to super destroy. Uh oh. I'm scared.
4. So firstly Syria builds a fleet, sails across the mediterranean, invades Italy, sacks Rome and Razes (shit got me doing it now) Vatican City... Then they sail South, invade Palestine and Israel and super capture Jerusalem. Good to see the world's been pissing itself laughing for 7 years.
5. Europe? Really? Is this because the UN disbanded the US military after the Iraq fiasco, like the surrender terms for Japan after WWII? you forgot to mention that bit.
6. So this comet - let's pretend it's tiny - say 10kms across - it'd do a bit of damage if it hit Earth - and let's pretend it's light an made entirely of ice instead of rock - and let's pretend it's only going at 10,000ms-1. It's only going to weigh 350 billion tons and you can do the math for the momentum - well actually, you can't or you wouldn't have mentioned this... Now this is going to get deflected by a what? Are you aware your average commercial satellite weighs about 150kgs? Oh and so the Pope survived the super destruction of the Vatican and sat in some ruins for 10 years. WTF
7. *gives up - thump*
I love how commenters on these older predictions are more accurate then the prophecer using the Bible. It's 2012, no Pope Benedict even.
Just like Science having a huge amount of predictions years, decades before the evidence proves them right. Logic and knowledge win over superstition every time.
If you want to make accurate predictions, put all your holy books and crap you've heard through religious leaders and institutions in a closet and never refer to it again. Then, pay attention to the real world for awhile.
1. Pope Benedictine may make a peace treaty between Syria and Jerusalem in 2007.
This isn't the Middle Ages anymore, the Pope doesn't make peace treaties between nations.
5. Europe will attack the Syrians and the Moslem community and there will be a War.
Holy shit, this one actually came true...kinda.
1. Didn't happen.
2. Didn't happen.
3. Didn't happen. They are kinda busy with their own civil war.
4. Didn't happen. See point 3.
5. Isn't happening. Europe and "the Moslem community" is kinda busy taking care of all the Syrian Civil War refugees, the ISIS refugees and sending help to Ebola-infested Western Africa. How come you didn’t mention ISIS and Ebola?
6. Doesn't sound likely. Also, there's a new Pope now, and he's busy acting in accordance with Jesus' teachings, infuriating the conservative Christians around the Globe in the process.
7. Yeah, sure.
@#1720222
Also:
9: Learn the difference between a now ex -Pope and a herbal liqueur made in France that is now the most popular tipple in the UK town of Burnley - mainly the Miner's Club - due to British troops from there who took an instant liking to such when that part of France was liberated after D-Day.
...otherwise Pist... er, I mean Mist y here has partaken of a glass or several of the above to be completely off-target with her 'predictions'. Stone the false prophet! >:D
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