Doritos states its company:
“supports the bold lives our fans lead—all of them. Each bag brings rainbow-colored chips inside and an inspiring quote on the outside.”
Ironically, Doritos has taken feces and anal sex to a whole new level– making it taste good. Left out in nearly all discussions about homosexuality is the reality that anal sex often infects people with E. coli bacterial infections, spreads sexually transmitted diseases, and can cause anal cavity bleeding and rupturing. Homosexual acts in part, involve one man inserting his sexual organ into another man’s rectum, which contains and emits human excrement.
What is bold and inspiring about having sex with excrement?
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"Doritos has taken feces and anal sex to a whole new level"
No, no, it was Dan Savage who invented Santorum.
Being gay - let me tell you, it's not all about the butt sex.
Having participated in the anal intercourse, as both pitcher & receiver, I've never suffered any of the things you have described. True, I've nevr tried with a 2 liter bottle - that could possibly do some damage.
Also - heteros also practice anal sex Beth. Does that blow your mind?
Left out in nearly all discussions about homosexuality is the reality that anal sex
Maybe that’s because
-anal sex isn’t exclusive to homosexuals
And seriously, it is “left out” of discussions? Every time a right-wing fundie talks about gay people, they are trying to push the topic down everyone’s throat*!
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*to borrow a phrase from your playbook.
I want some Rainbow Doritos! Yum!
But long after reading this....gross!
Oh, and....Lesbians, Beth, Lesbians....they exist, you know.....
And Snoop Dogg....and a lot of rappers....about the ladies....y'know...."more cushion for the pushin'".....Kim Kardashian Sex Tape....
....GOD, Ms. BLANKLEY! YOU AND YOUR ILK ARE SERIOUSLY STUPID PEOPLE!
....AND KNOCK-OFF THE CONSTANT MENTION OF "THROAT-SHOVING"!
So you want to prohibit anal sex for health reasons? How noble of you!
PIV sex spreads sexually transmitted diseases too, you know. Done improperly, it can also cause cavity bleeding and rupturing. Bacterial infections in the vagina are so common there are multiple OTC medications for them.
As we've learned, fundies are buttsex-obsessed Coprophiliacs. Including our own lolcows Shit4Life and Scatty Jerry.
Perhaps they could team up and do the straight equivalent of 'Two Girls, One Cup'...?! XP >:D
...oh, and while on that subject, heterosexual couples have anal sex too; and not necessarily the woman being the recipient of such pleasuring, neither. One word: Strapons.
Hope you've lubed up your head, Bethanus Blankbrain, because I'm going in dry with that one...! >:D
(*Beth's head explodes II *) [/Strangefruit]
The word is "excretes", hence "excrement". If your rectum is emitting excrement a)see a doctor, and b) stay off the furniture.
I notice no mention of female homosexual acts, by the way...
What do you find bold and inspiring about studying the intimate details of the sex lives of other people, Bethany? Is that the only pornography you're permitted to study? I think you should take the next bold step and go out and make your OWN life. I promise, I won't ask you about any details. Your business should be YOUR business.
What is bold and inspiring about having sex with sticky, sugary fluid and piss?
Glove's on the other foot now.
Bethany; If you wish to use poo as chip dip, be my guest. I'm sure there's some porn studios in Brazil, Germany & Japan who would love to get footage.
BETHANY BLANKLEY EATS DA POO POO!
Confused?
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