If I am born and am adopted by homosexuals it is probably certain that I will grow up to be one. If I am born and live with a family of crooks it is almost certain that I will rob a bank in the future.
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No, if you are adopted by two homosexuals, but you yourself are not homosexual, you won't be. It works the same way as someone gay being born to two straight people.
I was adopted by a pair of right-handed, overweight lifetime Republican voters with no history of addiction in their families and grew up to be a slender, left-wing, left-handed alcoholic. Funny that....
If I am born and am adopted by homosexuals it is probably certain that I will grow up to be one.
Not only is this false, but in one extreme case an infant boy underwent a sex change operation (he was irreparably damaged during a botched circumcision), was raised as a girl and given female hormones and still ended up attracted to women. He eventually got changed back to a male, married a woman and adopted children.
Yes, if you are raised by homosexuals, you will become gay. Just as if you were raised by African-Americans, you would become black.
I was raised in a christian family, however I am no longer christian.
People who rob banks most likely did not have theives as parents, just like many gays have straight (sometimes homophobic) parents.
Born into an RCC family, yet grew up to be an atheist.
Born to countryfolk (I mean that in a good way, not in a six-toed, "Deliverence" kinda way), yet I prefer the city
Born to farmers and carpenters, yet am an artist.
It's called "free will", muthafucker. DO YOU SPEAK IT??
And if you're born to a family of heterosexuals it is certain that you'll be a heterosexual yourself.
So, what is the problem, then. By this logic there are no homosexuals.
This is just not right. Most homosexuals are raised in heterosexual families. So....following your model, they should clearly be straight, right? But they're not, which--ah why do I bother. Let's just simplify this by calling you a fuckwit, patting you on the head, giving you a cookie, and sending you off to play in the sandbox while the grownups talk.
One of my friends were raised by a schizophrenic dad in the Midwest who pretty much had delusions and hate for and about everything, and was staunchly Christian. My friend is a liberal, polyamorous, college-educated atheist. You fail.
If I am adopted by a couple with brown skin it is probably certain that I will grow up to have brown skin.
Probably certain? Make up your mind, stupid.
Soooo, by your logic I should be straight, as I was adopted by a straight couple (a straight Christian couple, btw). But I'm not, I'm gay. How does that work then?
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