Forget evidence --- I'll tell you straight up --- I'm not interested in "logical discussion." I'm more interested in supra-logical discussion. You know --- the divine type --- where miracles occur?
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I'm all for supra-logical discussions:
So, the other day I was walking down the street when the Manticore was unleashed from its 3,752 year-old prison and knocked over a barrel of cubic watermelons that was hanging down from a lamppost. Well, it was at that point that I finally decided to quit my job of jabbing hobos with a cattle prod and decided to receive my calling to pursue the righteousness and glory of the 14-dimensional arachna-cow from beyond the outer rings of Southern Jupiter.
I can assert from all of these undeniable facts that the 14-dimensional arachna-cow from beyond the outer rings of Southern Jupiter is necessarily superior to all other arachna-cows in existence, because if my arachna-cow was not superior to the other arachno-cows, I would surely have converted to Judaism.
Therefore, pi equals exactly 7.
See how well that went?
"Forget evidence --- I'll tell you straight up --- I'm not interested in "logical discussion." I'm more interested in supra-logical discussion. You know --- the divine type --- where miracles occur?"
Haven't they locked you away yet?
I think that "supra" is simply a typo of "super". If that's the case, then "super-logical" can be take to mean "outside of logic", just like "supernatural" is "outside of nature".
So, yeah, makes perfect sense if thought of in that way.
that thread is pure win
After this, I've come to the conclusion that there are three options:
1. AV is a poe.
I met a person like this once. Hell maybe it is him.
Basically the person was a normal human being until he was brain damaged in an accident, now he's a raving fundie going on about how God saved him, he sees god, he hears god.
I sort of look at AV1611VET the same way. Maybe he has some mental disability that causes him to be this way. He doesn't know his bible, he just bleats out what ever comes to mind.
There is either something wrong with him mentally, or he's the most dedicated Poe I've ever seen.
@ Jeremy PC
There are some people who are just that damn good at trolling - and if he is a troll, he's a damn successful one for having you guys all fooled. Although it makes me wonder what I'd rather believe - that there is someone this damn stupid, or that there exists someone who's got enough free time on their hands to pretend that they're this stupid, convincingly.
"So, the other day I was walking down the street when the Manticore was unleashed from its 3,752 year-old prison and knocked over a barrel of cubic watermelons that was hanging down from a lamppost. Well, it was at that point that I finally decided to quit my job of jabbing hobos with a cattle prod and decided to receive my calling to pursue the righteousness and glory of the 14-dimensional arachna-cow from beyond the outer rings of Southern Jupiter."
Arachna-cows are a filthy heresy! Non-extant Wuzzle-pops are the only things that truly exist.
Even the Manticore AND his prison have turned out to be non-extant wuzzle-pops in disguise, who came to us from the inner circuits of the Northern Saturn iso-linear chipset.
I suspect, with all your knowledge of cubic melons, that you're a brainless simulacron-clone from south of Fresno. Your plan to disrobe the non-extant wuzzle-pops in Central Park will surely fail. And I'll tell you why:
Non-extant wuzzle-pops don't even have robes. So there.
And so sayeth Andreus unto the FSTDT: "There is no AV, but Poe."
"But," replieth the Forum, "whence and wherefore then this shite forevermore?"
"It's dem monkeys, bashing away at keyboards."
Dr. Hovind wrote:
"he seems to not understand alot of the bible,admits he knows nothing outside the bible,so apparently his knowelege on everything is severely lacking,yet claims to "pwn" basic science."
In the gaming world, "pwn" is a euphemism for "utterly destroy."
AV1611VET certainly destroys any vestige of scientific knowledge, that's for sure.
Confused?
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