You are a blasphemer! Blasphemy against the Holy Spirt is an unfogivable sin! And you have just committed it, so you are doomed to an eternity in Hell!
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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, and anybody that looks like you and your horse.
And a big "FUCK YOU " to your gawd, too.
Here's another priceless fundie quote from that page:
"yea bitch , ok there is no jesus, because he was a shapeshifter reptilian, just like bush and every person with power, and dont tell me another human will find me and kill me you dumb bitch, ok when jesus comes down to save you im asking you to go with him, because that day there are going to be holograms of jesus, do you know how far the reptilians are technoleged , SHIT, keep praying too so an astral alien can take over your life,i could send an alien grey right now if i wanted to abduct PPl"
YouTube is where all the insane people go to converse when they get bored of Rapture Ready
@ Chancellor Gorkon:
Oh goodness that picture had me laughing so hard... phew... pardon my not knowing, but where/what is that from? Even if it's from a serious movie, I don't think I'll be able to watch it now without losing it during that scene. His face!!! So priceless!!!
@tracer:
But surely if I transfer all my sins to a 'scape-goat' as it says in Leviticus-16, the goat will go to hell and I'll be in the clear?
Alternatively, I can just confess my sin to Jesus, like it says to do in 1-John-1, and he'll forgive all my unrighteousness can't I?
Mark 3:28-29 - I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them. But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.
Spirt (sic), so, just to be safe ...
Fuck the Holy Spirit!
Fuck the Holy Spirt, too.
There. Just wanted to eliminate any possibility of having to spend eternity with fundies.
Edit: BTW, I am shocked - SHOCKED - that no one else seems to have noticed the "S-P-I-R-T"(instead of "Spirit") in the OP. I think that could be a deliberate misspelling that points to POE (and/or troll). Or maybe not. But it is sort of funny.
Fuck god.
*dies and goes to hell*
"And you have just committed it, so you are doomed to an eternity in Hell!"
I would let someone else be the judge of that, and really, so should icebluemyst.
Mark 3:28-29 - I tell you the truth, all the sins and blasphemies of men will be forgiven them.
Yeah, got that... all the sins and blasphemies will be forgiven.
But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.
What the fuck?? Jesus. you just said that ALL sins and blasphemies will be forgiven...
How to fucking contradict yourself is a very short space of time.
So saying that the holy spirit is a state of mind will send me to hell? I'd hate to think that's what pushed me over, so how about this: the holy spirit is a bigger load of crap than Jesus. There, now I can go to hell for something more impressive.
So I've blasphemized the holy spirit, means I'm doomed for hell, no second chance on that one, fine then SHUT THE HELL UP!
I actually looked up "The Sin Against The Holy Spirit". It's from a passage in Mark, in which Jesus cast out demons and yet the Pharisees claimed he could do so because he was in league with demons. Not surprisingly I kept finding conflicting answers as to what this sin actually consisted of, but essentially it amounts to having seen or experienced the power of the Holy Spirit, and rejecting it.
Now, to most fundies, the sun rising every day is an Undeniable Proof of God's Existence, but to most Christians you'd have to witness a supernatural miracle before you could even commit the sin. (Which again, according to fanatics, could mean healthy skepticism when a statue cries or a monk exhibits stigmata.)
Garfield: "Is an unforgivable sin like an unforgivable spell in Harry Potter?"
Hmm, maybe...
Hey, Holy Spirit! Avada Kedavra, motherfucker!
'blasphemer'
Whenever I read or hear that word my mind instantly conjures up the scene from 'The Life of Brian' where they stone the old guy.
And once you start thinking about 'The Life of Brian' any hope of a serious discussion about religion goes down the toilet.
Sorry.
Why does this just remind me of the stoning bit in Life of Brian? xD
edit: damnit, NoAstronomer beat me to it =(
i deny the holy spirit. fuck god. fuck jesus. fuck mohammed. fuck zeus.
oh damn, i'm going to hell now.
It's unfo'givable, mo'fo! You blasphemin'! Is unfo'givable!
Also, at arcturus; NOT ZEUS!
To celebrate this magic trick, I have a magic trick for you, icebluemyst. First, think of a number. Don't tell me it. Now double it. Now take off your original number. Now divide by your original number. Now take off one.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have arrived at the amount of fucks I give!
@fmitchell
"Now, to most fundies, the sun rising every day is an Undeniable Proof of God's Existence"
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Princess Celestia - who raises the sun every day - speaks of a 'Mother': Lauren Fausticorn, therefore even that Alicorn God has a Creator.
Thus the existence of your 'God' proves that even he must have had a Creator (the 'Watchmaker' Fallacy: even the one who made that watch had to have a mother & father), therefore your 'God' is an inferior being not worthy of acknowledgement of his existence; and as he is inferior then he isn't God, thus he is a contradiction to himself, ergo he doesn't exist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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