Creationism is the new cutting edge coming enlightenment.
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Doesn't seem like much of an enlightenment:
Creationism: "God did it. Somehow. Magic."
Kind of a dead end of knowledge, actually.
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(I could keep this up all day ...)
@mike-mike
Are we not men?
Do these people listen to themselves talk?
Even if creationism was true, there's no reason to describe a concept that's been around from the dawn of time as "cutting edge" or something that's already been defined as "coming."
Creationism is the new cutting edge coming enlightenment.
I can very easily imagine atheists like myself crouching in basements whispering science lessons to my son while the old rugged jackboots crosses march through the streets.
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